Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince

[Lyricallie]

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That'll do .

Oh no, those whites are definitely not cooked properly.

 

[Lanie]

Ffs sake. Eggs eggs and more eggs.


There are other ingredients. She has literally gone from recipie taster to rate my plate.

Zero all round mate.

 

[Candytuft]

RAW EGG

 

[Mel Donte]

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That'll do .

I actually retched. That egg looks so snotty.

 

[Pocahontas]

I can’t lie, I went and had a nosy because I’ve only seen a couple of pics of her and I was disappointed to see a “hospital chair” photo and blow by blow account of the appendicitis journey. I know Jack is not to blame for all the ills of the world but I wonder
Another illegally early thread title nomination and I’ll arrest her

Lock me up. Only Lenny can judge me.

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That'll do .

It’s like a frog’s life cycle illustrated in a bowl. I actually think I can see a tadpole.

Was the egg dropped in straight from the chook’s bum?

 

[LavaFlake]

How does the egg white look simultaneously burnt and undercooked

 

[Lanie]

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That'll do .

How it looks
Vs

how its supposed too look

 

[Silver Linings]

Urgh my tummy hurts. Please don’t eat that, Jack.

 

[Pocahontas]

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Urgh my tummy hurts. Please don’t eat that, Jack.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Just to confirm this contains a tin of spaghetti hoops too?

 

[blurstoftimes]

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That'll do .

i’m laid in bed and was mindlessly scrolling insta while recovering from my second jab and this was NOT what i wanted to see. What..the…duck. It’s like that photo that went viral on twitter where nothing in the picture makes sense.

 

[Lanie]

If the oil in the pan is dirty it can make the egg look burned.

 

[BlendedSlop]

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That'll do .

I was torn between reacting with the usual or for the use of "That'll do" but then I saw the snotty egg white, and, well, the nausea won out.

It's been said a million times, but HOW THE duck HAS SHE PUBLISHED COOKBOOKS!?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Why is there ALWAYS a bleeping egg?!

 

[Pocahontas]

i’m laid in bed and was mindlessly scrolling insta while recovering from my second jab and this was NOT what i wanted to see. What..the…duck. It’s like that photo that went viral on twitter where nothing in the picture makes sense.

Admit it, Blurst - you have nothing but envy for such ugliness in a bowl

 

[Clovis]

Why does everything look like congealed, yet dry, offal?

 

[Lanie]

Admit it, Blurst - you have nothing but envy for such ugliness in a bowl

I am jealous she has the ability to put people off eating for the rest of their lives with one plate of food. Its a skill?!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Admit it, Blurst - you have nothing but envy for such ugliness in a bowl

well i must admit there is no way i could produce such an abomination

her instagramming is out of control lately every time her shark eyed face pops up on my screen unexpectedly i recoil in horror! good to know she hasn’t remotely changed in the slightest as suspected

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I went on a rollercoaster viewing that slop. It was a true ribollita of emotions. In this analogy, the plenty of black pepper to finish is the rage from 'that'll do'. I'm not convinced those are spaghetti hoops, they look like swollen slow-cooked Hula Hoops

 

[BlendedSlop]

I hope this means we're not in for another live-tweeted bout of the squits. Or, because Insta is now her main haunt, maybe we'll be treated to a new grid post for each movement.

"Fifth trip to the porcelain throne since 5pm. Could really do with some imodium! #ad"