I don't know a massive amount about mince, but I do know not to use the very low fat (5%) stuff for things like chili, because it tends to turn to slop.
Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts
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Yes... I need something less glamourous and more .. beanyI can tell you’re putting a brave face on it Dino, but you’re amongst friends so you don’t have to pretend
Loving the avatar. Be careful though, you might attract the wrong kind of attention…
OT.... I've had a rather lovely evening at one of the outdoor Fringe bars... it's much quieter (so far). Table service. Bliss! Didn't see any celebs tho
The delay was to allow enough time to let the dust settle and come up with a balanced, measured response
That’s what I thought too. Obviously the Spectator people are pricks. I can see what this writer was trying to do, and it clearly backfired.
But it bothers me that they didn’t stop it sooner, when they realised the Spectator was going to focus on Marcus. They (the writer person) show no remorse for how their actions came close to having serious repercussions, not just for Marcus and his reputation, but potentially also a knock-on effect on the charities and organisations he helps.
Back to Jack, I want to put in a freedom of information request to find out if there really are tens of thousands of Guardian journalists. If its true they have no excuse for her writing for them again… unless maybe they were desperate one day and all ten thousand writers called in sick?
She’d be sitting round the camp fire telling everyone how she is incessantly trolled. “They never stop mocking my Tiggy and Bo bag. And…and… (sobs) they said my hair was like a kumquat”
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Thread 209 was a dooseyI haven't been keeping up with JM's antics in ages but this thread title makes me guffaw every time I see it
Oh oh I think I’m in that one!!
You certainly were! Wasn't the same without you, although I did like Lupo and Bernhard x
Thank you for this - November, June, and the 3k tweets we scraped all show the lazy bum gets up after 11am and not a minute earlier. Any time she manages to wake before noon she’s on Twitter pretending to be booked & busy.
There are people whose payments bounce on Patreon re joining to keep her nocturnal in a 3 bed house????
Seriously? I’m still waiting for her to review the opening ceremony of the Olympics
I was having a Monroe google and landed on their Metro articles, they are so badly written, and full of lies. The swede one is my favourite, it's all other people's recipes and this gem of a quote;
I checked the time; the store closed in twenty minutes. There were easily a dozen swedes mournfully bearing their beseeching yellow stickers. I picked up four, paid, and stuffed them in my backpack. I had to stop twice on the walk home to regret my profligacy and roll out my shoulders, but by now, I was committed.
This is the person claiming to be strong enough to move a bloody sideboard, but four manky swedes caused severe back pain, lugging them home in a backpack. Oh my LJC lord!
I checked the time; the store closed in twenty minutes. There were easily a dozen swedes mournfully bearing their beseeching yellow stickers. I picked up four, paid, and stuffed them in my backpack. I had to stop twice on the walk home to regret my profligacy and roll out my shoulders, but by now, I was committed.
This is the person claiming to be strong enough to move a bloody sideboard, but four manky swedes caused severe back pain, lugging them home in a backpack. Oh my LJC lord!
Reminds me more of Arthur Dent looking up the entry for Earth in the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.
[slight editing required]
| “If you’re a researcher on this | |
| “Well, I was able to extend the original entry a bit, yes.” | |
| “Let me see what it says in this edition then, I’ve got to see it.” | |
| “Yeah, okay.” He passed it over again. | |
| | |
| “I don't have an entry!” she burst out. | |
| Ford looked over | |
| “Yes, you do,” he said, “down there, see at the bottom of the screen, just above | |
| | |
| “What? | |
| Ford shrugged. | |
| “Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the | |
| “Well, for God’s sake, I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.” | |
| “Oh yes, well, I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.” | |
| “And what does it say now?” asked |
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The writer doesn’t come across too well. And to be honest I doubt the Rashford story was based on their trolling alone since the rumours were all around tax schemes. But if they thought that the paper were falling for it surely if they had any sense of decent they would have immediately retracted the tit about Marcus’ mother knowing how much tit a black woman would get if something like that was even hinted at never mind published.
The trouble is i dont think you need to know as your not trying to release cookbooks.
I do think its quite unusual that she is making food, yet not taking into consideration the nutrition.
My diss was on nutrition and i had know every single content of the food i was using for the experiment. It was hours and hours of research, reems and reems of boring tit i had to read and condense to fit into my word count.
Quoting myself to say that of course should read 200
Yeah I feel like that could have ended quite badly for all involved, damn.
Googling appropriate opinions maybe?
There was rumours the woman who lived above the dodgy newsagents when I was a teenager offered “specialist services”.
Busy checking email for a reply from comrade Corbyn
Don’t forget the tins of paint
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