Ahhhh, my mistake. There was a lot going on then to be fair. I don't miss the days when it was impossible to keep up with her Twitter rants.
Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts
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She got a lovely new couch and 4 (YES 4) holidays out of the Hopkins case. Did we know it was 4? I thought it was 2. Though now she says that she has never been on a holiday.
And what happened to giving it all to charity?
And what happened to giving it all to charity?
Ah we'll be getting a rant about that soon then
This IS my body of work. I work in an advisory role to a number of government departments. She must be livid.
I can also claim that I am on nodding terms with the specialist advisors in the private office for HMT. Sadly, Rishi is not my mate.
As for this specialist list of nobodies... it doesn't exist. We leave that up to the Police.
Sloppifying food ?
Just throwing a theory out there, do you all think the cabal is ultimately responsible for this new Jack, who is mostly staying off SM and toning down their usual acerbic manner? Not in a bullying way that Jack claims, but, because we keep all the receipts? The original fraus picked apart Jack's story so well, and Jack's own behaviour has only bought more mithering ninnies here. Jack is finally accountable, no more mass deletes, spinning lies nor acting the bolshy big I am, because they're hyper aware of us here, picking it all apart?
It's obvious Jack is obsessed with reading here, they can't even stop themself putting in nods to the cabal. It's like Jack had enough rope to hang themself.
It's obvious Jack is obsessed with reading here, they can't even stop themself putting in nods to the cabal. It's like Jack had enough rope to hang themself.
So if she knew there were all those thousands of Guardian journalists on there, that would mean they gave Jack the whole list surely? Rather than just informing her that she was indeed named on it? Bit sloppy of them...
I haven't been keeping up with JM's antics in ages but this thread title makes me guffaw every time I see it 
The "specialist services" and freedom of information reminds me of an episode of Law & Order that takes the team to FBI HQ. Richard Belzer is guest starring as Munch, a conspiracy theorist who pops up in many different series.
While at HQ, Munch insists, as is his right, to see his FBI file. When it is finally produced it is one sheet of paper basically saying, all talk no action, not a threat!
Why did Jackie's story remind me of this?
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As methods of trolling newspapers go, that one is quite high up the "pretty stupid" list.
What ever happened to that Spectator article about Marcus Rashford?
You may recall the hoo-hah the other week about Marcus Rashford and a Spectator story. Rashford tweeted that the Spectator were preparing to run a story about him but strangely the story then never appeared. So what was it all about, and what happened to the story? Well I’ll have to take you...sunbeamsoutofcucumbers.substack.com
This is quite a read.
Jackie loves acting like she's some kind of investigative journalist when in reality she's a complete simpleton.
I might put in a freedom of information request. To ask if there is a list of activists and terrorists.
The Queen of shart
Did bake a tart
All by herself, she is an adult you know
It’s ingredients are all shop bought
Was the cabal’s retort
And it collapsed due to soggy bottom, they tried not to show
Did bake a tart
All by herself, she is an adult you know
It’s ingredients are all shop bought
Was the cabal’s retort
And it collapsed due to soggy bottom, they tried not to show
"Specialist Services" 
The height of her specialist services is telling people to stir a spoonful of peanut butter into a bombay bad boy ffs
She doesnt know the fat content of mince?! This is supposedly her career. If she was in charge of investigating anything they might as well close the case as a unsolved.
Jack wants to investigate the concept of data protection in the UK, then they would realise why no organisation would give outa list of names, and why personal information you gather must be stored and or destroyed in line with the law.
Dino S, with your lovely Mom pic I’m imagining her saying that, phew it’s warm tonight!"Specialist Services"
Currently missing Jack’s hot takes on the Gulf Stream Collapse and The biggest kickyball announcement of Messi not staying at Barcelona.
Seriously though there was something a bit weird in how she was always a day or two late with her views on any hot topic, I would have thought being constantly on Twitter would have meant she would have been able to pounce on any trends straight away.
Seriously though there was something a bit weird in how she was always a day or two late with her views on any hot topic, I would have thought being constantly on Twitter would have meant she would have been able to pounce on any trends straight away.
Speaking of unsolved cases, has anyone been arrested by Southend police yet?
At least the wiki is up to date for them x
I can tell you’re putting a brave face on it Dino, but you’re amongst friends so you don’t have to pretend
Loving the avatar. Be careful though, you might attract the wrong kind of attention…
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