Amazing effort TS! After 200 threads, Two Sloups is the summer banger we all needed and deserve. 
Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars
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Another sloup made with dust
Another sloup made with dust
And another crouton and another crouton
Another sloup made with dust
Hey! I'm gonna get two sloups
Another sloup made with dust
Another sloup made with dust
And another crouton and another crouton
Another sloup made with dust
Hey! I'm gonna get two sloups
Another sloup made with dust
Loving the Sloup rebirth in musical form.
Le Sloupbottรฉ is amused!
Le Sloupbottรฉ is amused!
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Southend
All Iโve done is eat fish and eggs again
Wishing every egg was the first one
Tonight the Slouper slouper
Electroโs gonna find me
Shining like the sun (Sloup-p-per Sloup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun (Sloup-p-per Sloup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one (g)
@traumatised sideboard - brava. Dare you to post it in the New Albums of 2021 thread
When I called you last night from Southend
All Iโve done is eat fish and eggs again
Wishing every egg was the first one
Tonight the Slouper slouper
Electroโs gonna find me
Shining like the sun (Sloup-p-per Sloup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun (Sloup-p-per Sloup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one (g)
@traumatised sideboard - brava. Dare you to post it in the New Albums of 2021 thread
You can freeze glass jars
I got a plan to get a forever home
I been working at the fire station
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to wear traazers
Just 'cross the border and into Edinburgh
You and I will never get jobs
And finally see what it means to be grifting
God I love Tracy Chapman
I got a plan to get a forever home
I been working at the fire station
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to wear traazers
Just 'cross the border and into Edinburgh
You and I will never get jobs
And finally see what it means to be grifting
God I love Tracy Chapman
Thought this was Fawlty Towers.
I'm convinced @traumatised sideboard is a hybrid of Dianne Warren and Neil Tennant.
Now I have Salt-n-Pepa in my head
Mmmmm you make me wanna Sloup
(sloupy doupy doupy sloup)
Now I have Salt-n-Pepa in my head
Mmmmm you make me wanna Sloup
(sloupy doupy doupy sloup)
JM inspired song (tune Pop goes the Weasel)
Add half a spoon of tuppenny rice
To a stew that looks quite faecal
This is all the poors deserve
Slop that tastes like evil
Apologies to anyone feeling fragile!
Add half a spoon of tuppenny rice
To a stew that looks quite faecal
This is all the poors deserve
Slop that tastes like evil
Apologies to anyone feeling fragile!
Sorry@EllaEm87 was responsible for sloup I think. I just suggested her dashin* avatar
what? You didnโt even do your job on โdashingโ you rooty buffoon
ETA. Turns out it was a joint effort, to be fair one ninny alone couldnโt invent something as insidious as sloup
past my bedtime
TS, I feel that in two sloups we truly have a worthy sequel to Onion Police. I mean you're still closing the concert with Onion Police but Two Sloups would definitely be a part of the encore
I've been pinged (dunno how never do anything) and told to stay home for two days so this cheered me right up!
I've been pinged (dunno how never do anything) and told to stay home for two days so this cheered me right up!
This just must be mackie, Matt of the forearms and that man! Pleeeeze?
I dream that in years to come, Two Sloups is played by an old lady on an out of tune piano in a function hall the way that All Things Bright Beautiful is and all children will learn it in assembly.
Bravo TS, magnifique!
Bravo TS, magnifique!
Jamie, what the hell are you doing?
When you were travelling around the world and seeing the fantastic stuff other people were eating for breakfast did a single one of those people eating bleeping dust? No, I thought not.
I'm making a new recipe, Jamie's took 6 years to come to fruition but mine took about 6 seconds to think up.
It's called rice crispy dust. Just get a bag of rice Krispies, stick them in a bag and bash them with a rolling pin. I might even get one of my vitamin c tabs and stick that in the mix. That way it is good for you and you get that slightly odd stale orange taste you get from tablets too. That will be ยฃ5 please!
p.s. Jamie, your spinach gnocchi is one of the worst foods I have ever tasted in my life.
The two sloup song (which, bravo!) has reminded me that when asked about her fantasy last meal, Jack said she would eat herself, and my mind is blown anew at that answer. It's a question about your favourite food, what you'd have regardless of expense or fat content or whatever, and I just don't understand what would make your brain say 'actually, I'd eat my own leg, I think it would be delicious'. Like WTF?!
This made me think of
when Hannibal cooks Bedeliaโs leg and serves it to her
"I'd be very curious to know if I taste as good as I think I do"
Question is at 47:41 here:
Talking Tastebuds with Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe is a campaigner, food writer and activist. Her latest book Cooking on a Bootstrap makes budget food fun and delicious and she has just won The Observer Food Monthly Personality of the Year Award. In this episode, we discuss cooking on a budget, privilege, veganism and mental health...
play.acast.com
Has anyone listened to the whole interview?
would you rather listen to this or eat a 3 course meal made by her fair hands?
"I'd be very curious to know if I taste as good as I think I do"
Question is at 47:41 here:
Talking Tastebuds with Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe is a campaigner, food writer and activist. Her latest book Cooking on a Bootstrap makes budget food fun and delicious and she has just won The Observer Food Monthly Personality of the Year Award. In this episode, we discuss cooking on a budget, privilege, veganism and mental health...
Has anyone listened to the whole interview?
Ha! Just wanted to sloupify this one, too.I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Southend
All Iโve done is eat fish and eggs again
Wishing every egg was the first one
Tonight the Slouper slouper
Electroโs gonna find me
Shining like the sun (Sloup-p-per Sloup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun (Sloup-p-per Sloup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one (g)
@traumatised sideboard - brava. Dare you to post it in the New Albums of 2021 thread
I just managed a first line though.
Slouper trooper, breams are gonna find you.
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