I'm just a half tart,
Nobody loves me,
Made by a poor pixie,
From a middle-class family.
Spare me this life,
I am a monstrosity.
Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars
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Nobody loves me,
Made by a poor pixie,
From a middle-class family.
Spare me this life,
I am a monstrosity.
Haven't seen this posted, but Sir Matt has set up an interesting new business where he creates hampers with authentic produce from around the world. He is collaborating with leading people in the food industry, many of them colleagues from SKL and DKL. In Jack's absence from Social Media, could the cabal put together a suitable #200 collection of what would best represent her unique culinary style? Maybe one of the skilled photoshoppers could then put together all the images suggested. There are a few examples below of what Matt is stitching together behind the scenes. Sauce-It Hamper Shop
Can you freeze that?
Only in jars
Unlike Jack, the cabal ALWAYS delivers.
Needs to have a blender in there for sure. Also interchangeable herbs and brown
Ooohhh this is what @HotesTilaire always refers to! She’s been anticipating a cliff edge August for months now. Almost hope
wakes me up in the early hours just for a cheeky peak tbhEnergy drinks and yakults too!
So was that filo tart photo taken on one of the cotswald sideboards or is it at Not Jack’s house?
Major dusty bin vibes
So 6 likes?
Love this idea. Here are some Queen of Sharts larder staples to kick us off with:
The mouthwatering morsels of dried vom:
The nation’s favourite herb and crumb combo, perfect for adding a layer of salty slime to one’s magnum slopus:
What would a Jack be without her beloved 90% vegan, 100% dubious welfare eggs:
We'll need some of that non alcoholic almond oil, or whatever bs Jack claimed to be subbing the alcohol for in the Salami Yule Log recipe.
And a slow cooker of tea. (Whichever tea our Dear Heart judges to be bestest)
And a slow cooker of tea. (Whichever tea our Dear Heart judges to be bestest)
And cooking bacon pieces!
THAT BOY, Buddy Oliver has been grating mushrooms. Still looks a lot more appetising than those meatballs with the rinsed beans.
You inspired me to go and find the 8 pints of milk from her yellow stickered Edinburgh haul. Bonus salad and wafer thin reformed chicken slices too.
Came across this little gem too. I think the barely concealed vicious temper was probably one of the final nails in the coffin for numerous engagements.
Iirc that was in response to a well meaning Squiggle who had no bloody clue what Tattle was.You inspired me to go and find the 8 pints of milk from her yellow stickered Edinburgh haul. Bonus salad and wafer thin reformed chicken slices too.
Came across this little gem too. I think the barely concealed vicious temper was probably one of the final nails in the coffin for numerous engagements.
I am actually shocked at the level of vitriol Jack is spewing in that response. That's just plain mean and nasty. I've not been part of the Cabal since the beginning, but, I've never seen any Frau be as disgustingly rude and aggressive as this.
And we've pretty much triangulated and calculated that it's all lies too.
Could be anywhere, she has rolls of Lino and wall paper to use as backdrops
Jack, after acting childishly on the internet for 10 years, constantly announcing breaks but appearing back after 10 minutes because zero self restraint and social media addiction: I took a break and as an adult I can make that decision and stick to it all by myself!!! Meanwhile her followers are wondering who asked
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