Jack: "I can show self restraint and if anyone says I cant, I'll scweam and scweam and scweam until I'm sick!"
Easy come easy go, where did all the money goI'm just a half tart,
Nobody loves me,
Made by a poor pixie,
From a middle-class family.
Spare me this life,
I am a monstrosity.
I can’t f-ng wait!!!!Ooohhh this is what @HotesTilaire always refers to! She’s been anticipating a cliff edge August for months now. Almost hope wakes me up in the early hours just for a cheeky peak tbh
You inspired me to go and find the 8 pints of milk from her yellow stickered Edinburgh haul. Bonus salad and wafer thin reformed chicken slices too.
Came across this little gem too. I think the barely concealed vicious temper was probably one of the final nails in the coffin for numerous engagements.
No, he's been busy with the chocolate salami.I think SB made it
When was this? This is really vile.
Snap!
Two fair assumptions to be learnt from this Instagram post: That this literal food expert is incapable of knocking up a filo tart. And that it’s probably a safe bet to surmise that the decision to leave social media was not self determined and absolutely not adhered to without help.
I’ve not seen it before either. Who the duck does she think she is?I am actually shocked at the level of vitriol Jack is spewing in that response. That's just plain mean and nasty. I've not been part of the Cabal since the beginning, but, I've never seen any Frau be as disgustingly rude and aggressive as this.
And we've pretty much triangulated and calculated that it's all lies too.
you don’t mean thatgo fall off a cliff edge you pointy pest
I am happy to be corrected if my recall is wrong but I think this is a completely over the top response to an innocent squiggle asking if SB was with her in EdinburghWhen was this? This is really vile.
Maverick pixieI’ve not seen it before either. Who the duck does she think she is?
we know what she makes it out of, lard.She can’t even cook a decent roast potato for fucks sake.
I wonder what she makes her gravy out of? Nope bucket water with oven bottom scrapings?
Frozen veg peelings and other rotting offeringsShe can’t even cook a decent roast potato for fucks sake.
I wonder what she makes her gravy out of? Nope bucket water with oven bottom scrapings?
No need to wonder dear heart!She can’t even cook a decent roast potato for fucks sake.
I wonder what she makes her gravy out of? Nope bucket water with oven bottom scrapings?
I can’t unforget that Christmas dinner. Not just it’s awfulness, but, it’s sadness. Does she really think people with a limited income really want to eat such awfulness.;No need to wonder dear heart!
The scratchy skin off onions, veg peelings all saved in a box in the freezer, mixed with lard. Merry Xmas!
They look shop brought. No evidence m'lud, but I'm betting they're foil tray ones decanted into a dirty tin.She can’t even cook a decent roast potato for fucks sake.
I wonder what she makes her gravy out of? Nope bucket water with oven bottom scrapings?