Remember how someone mentioned in a thread about how her house seems devoid of kid stuff, looks like she has been reading here again!
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Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid
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I can't believe she's wheeled out the Del Monte pics again, you'd think she'd be glad to never have to look at them again. Perhaps she told them she'd give them a bonus post because of how tit it all was. I say this all the time but I can never quite believe that she continues with the whole food thing, just leave it!
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Did some cross country travelling starting at 2am and a bit delirious so may only communicate in gif form.
Has Nigella succumbed to Jack's shameless attempts at trying to attract her attention?
Always gotta be overly dramatic and can't just say 'thank you', nope, gotta keep piling on the misery.
Have you actually tried to get better, Jack, or do you like the attention too much?
Have you actually tried to get better, Jack, or do you like the attention too much?
And Pooh Bear!
I like how she's transcended actual concrete diagnoses and just gone for 'vaguely but persistently ill'. Much easier to keep up with.
She doesn't owe anyone an explanation but she suuuuure wants people to ask
She doesn't owe anyone an explanation but she suuuuure wants people to ask
There's nowt wrong with her. We've been hearing this "not quite there yet but better" since SHE LEFT. She's got nothing but a massive dose of lazyshitus and entitlement
Maybe she’s suffering from fear of official investigation?
I've never seen her reply 'doing okay thanks'. There's always a sadfishing caveat. Always.
Munchroe’s disease
Nothing a wealthy, middle-aged, single, gay woman with a nice big house and a submissive personality couldn't cure
Hopefully, it’s some enlightened squigs having a book burning.
I’m really being a pasta truther here but if that other girl was that working class then she would have been on free school meals and I would imagine pasta is a popular option from years back?
I didn’t have non-tinned pasta at home until a similar age (basically until I learnt to cook it myself), but it was a mainstay of my (free) school dinners so I’d had had it.
I’m only very slightly younger than her so from anyone else I’d think her claim was plausible - if your parents don’t cook it, they don’t cook it, but with Jack I tend to assume if she’s claiming something like that she’s lying.
Thats absolutely shocking! Seriously unreal. I'll put good money on it (Yes Jack, some of us still manage to get our hands on a quid or two periodically. It's only you that it appears to avoid completely) that her advances and royalties from her pamphlets/books of dear God please don't make that. Ever. will have provided them with enough to get a deposit together or at the very least a bloody good start to one. So what exactly do they do with the cash they apparently don't have to splash? And why the actual duck should other people buy them a house for crying out loud? I'd like everyone to buy me a house. Hands in pockets and purses please.She’s considered it more than once
What about all those Greek funerals she spent chomping on pastitsio?
I'm sure her son definitely asked for that recipe and she didn't at all fabricate it to get a virtual pat on the head from Mom. All young lads prefer chocolate with a cocoa content of over 70% mixed with fancy liqueur and three whole eggs. She's got enough fridges, why not just make a bleeping fridge cake?
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