Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

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Marj24

Marj24

traumatised sideboard said:
I'm sure her son definitely asked for that recipe and she didn't at all fabricate it to get a virtual pat on the head from Mom. All young lads prefer chocolate with a cocoa content of over 70% mixed with fancy liqueur and three whole eggs. She's got enough fridges, why not just make a bleeping fridge cake?
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or rocky road!
 
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Lanie

Lanie

She is dispicable, why is no one mentioning the fact she is cooking with alcohol. I mean call me old fashioned but if someone i followed had a bad relationship with alcohol i would be asking this question
 
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Marmalade Atkins

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Lanie said:
She is dispicable, why is no one mentioning the fact she is cooking with alcohol. I mean call me old fashioned but if someone i followed had a bad relationship with alcohol i would be asking this question
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She's using almond extract (which contains alcohol, I know) rather than amaretto liqueur.
 
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Lanie

Lanie

Marmalade Atkins said:
She's using almond extract (which contains alcohol, I know) rather than amaretto liqueur.
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It just seems really really inappropriate after this weekend being a high topic for alcohol abuse with the amy Winehouse stuff, closely followed by her admissions and breadcrumbing. Shes supposed to be an influencer and she keeps doing really inappropriate things. Sorry shes just upsetting me.

Also almond oil contains the highest alcohol content of the extracts. Shes is unbelievable. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
 
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Vanelope

Vanelope

I’ve seen Nigella’s chocolate salami on tv. It’s part of her Christmas repertoire I believe and looks super fiddly and not kid friendly with the super bitter chocolate and alcohol. Like duck he picked that. I would sooner imagine he picked her emergency brownies (very good) or her chocolate chip cookie pots (also amazing).
 
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Hollaaa

Hollaaa

Geetbo said:
duck me she is in absolute auto-chaos mode now isn't she?

I think we're about 2 days away from a picture of her saggy gusset.
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Can't decide if that's worse than the food at this point tbh.
 
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Lanie

Lanie

She learned absolutely nothing from her sick break. I think i learned more sleeping last night.
 
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Hollaaa

Hollaaa

For the grunk later, this is why people want to keep you away from social media, Jack.

Bib 👏 stop 👏this 👏 right 👏 now 👏
 
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heretoreaditall2019

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Django said:
Haha, in the Edinburgh interview wee Jack of the hideous trainers talks about making beurre blanc . with white lightning and sunflower oil, proper food for the povs.
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Sorry but how would that combo not induce vomit? Better things are drank at end of fresher’s week when you’re all skint and using Berocca as a mixer
 
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