I would say rinsed jackfruit and some oat milk because protein is protein and runny is runny xx
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Can confirm; went to a grammar school. Often get wet in the rain.
Well look at you, I offer MY help, and you throw it back in my stalker eyed face. SO ungrateful. I'm just a single mother trying my best. Why do you hurt me so?
Look out for my JackFruit alternative cup, 'Jacky-Cup', sub to my Patreon now for it exclusively popping into your inbox, like a cheeky pair of my folded up undercrackers
(That was quite painful being so Jack in response lolololol)
I see that Novak Nail has won Wimbledon again. Will he be too busy to comment on Jack for us now?
We have a taco bell in York, my son in law who has eaten at quite a few in America reckons they use different fats etc in England and it doesn't give him an upset stomach like the American ones did. Personally I think it's deliciousI can tell you that U.K. Taco Bell is just as bad for your tummy as the US version, from experience
Companies House is wrong, she's allegedly been fixing this for the entire time I've been on tattleWell I double checked on Companies House and it said she was born in 1978 so I don’t know who to believe
ETA @NP snap!
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Perhaps she can wear her King Billy wig too.
I tried to find a pic but googling Jack and wig brought up Jack and kumquat for the first four pics - oh how I
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Babe, same xI'm sure insomnia fraus can relate re: finding everything hilarious after a few nights of no/very bad sleep (this thread helps a LOT) but 'wretched pervert' made me giggle so much I had to sit on the floor and clutch my knees for a little bit
Illegal/criminal thread title nomination (sorry!!) 'Monroe has been criminally neglected by food media'. LJC squiggles
ETA: Happy birthday @Pixieboots ! May chaoses rain down upon you.
It occured to me that at about 1:30 am I would start a hooting session in bed grunking my way through the thread loud enough to wake up the neighbours.
ALL FOOD IS THE SAME !!!!
Even LJC is tweeting about kickyball
That article is so much fun. I don’t blame Jack for wanting to be like her, but one of the things that makes Nigella so likeable is that she’s completely herself. She never tries to downplay her background. So if you want to be like Nigella, then trying to copy her is completely missing the point.
Nigella Lawson: Football stirs me
I don't suppose it comes as a shocking revelation that I am not exactly a sporty person. I am, as a colleague once pointed out with the kindest of intentions, built more for comfort than for speed. But even in my lithe youth I showed little promise and less enthusiasm.www.standard.co.uk
I half imagine Jack sitting typing furiously writing an opinion piece about loving kickyball despite knowing nothing about it then have found Mom already did in 2009
Am bored now waiting on the match to start, can someone candy man a chaos please?
Like, we’re still cringing about when Jack tried to write about football, but Nigella is such a good writer that she can basically chat away about how she’s doesn’t really understand what’s going on, but she loves it anyway, and it’s so relatable (I feel the same watching the Bourne Identity movies).
Breaking News: An ex-resident of the crappy bungalow has gone viral .....
No, not that one .....
No, not that one .....
Saw this bit of new Partridge over Mr Kebab's shoulder this arvo and it feels like a Jack bingo board.
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22:04 - 24:59
This Time with Alan Partridge - Series 2: Episode 5
Alan takes to the skies in a Spitfire. Jennie comes face to face with her online troll.
www.bbc.co.uk
If Jack didn't mither on about (and monetise) every new thing/identity they tried then people would be far less likely to want reasons when it gets abandoned.Calling the Viggles! Your time has come, again!
That “reasons she’s not vegan“ tweet is so insulting and misrepresenting to so many different groups of people, in just three sentences. She’s not changed or learned anything during her Twitter break.
Oh @BananaSmith , I have found King Jackie on the wall:Perhaps she can wear her King Billy wig too.
I tried to find a pic but googling Jack and wig brought up Jack and kumquat for the first four pics - oh how I
Jack Monroe #46 Patreon Saint of waifs and strays.
What the duck? What's actually going on here? 🤔 Why does the hair look photoshopped onto her head? It looks like one of those crappy ‘try it on’ features on a website 😂
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Which leads to this:
Hooting at the fact she posted this with her whole chest puffed out waiting for the compliments to roll in. Even the most diehard sycophants were softly, gently telling her they thought it was a bit much. LOL
How to go viral without actually asking/begging for re-tweets, or bandwaggoning on other people’s viral photos.
Also - imagine, if Jack hadn’t been a complete and utter prick, her and SB could also be at the worlds hottest sporting event (well, ok, Europe’s at least and certainly England’s!).
Also - imagine, if Jack hadn’t been a complete and utter prick, her and SB could also be at the worlds hottest sporting event (well, ok, Europe’s at least and certainly England’s!).
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But...but that's what her hair looks like when it's long! Ignore the fact that hair that curly starts right at the root, you guys. Just go with it.
If only our wee Jack had half the wit or wisdom of Sue Townsend!
Jack writes from that little Tory entitled and privileged point of view, all midnight feasts of eggs while calling foster children feral and her son precious
duck me, England have just scored in the kickball!!!!
You can see her actual fringe just sticking out above her eye too!
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