Can happily confirm that I've been nowhere near THAT MAN's genitals.
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I know this is a glitch / mistake, but it’s almost poetic. Kudos!
Also i love how the squigs manage to give her a supposedly nice compliment and then snatch it away.
Yeah shes totally awesome and all, not right now but you know sometimes. Love it squigs.
In comparison to boris and gove fisting eachother yes she would make a great pm.
In comparison to boris and gove fisting eachother yes she would make a great pm.
In comparison to boris and gove fisting eachother yes she would make a great pm.
Mom has a fancy trifle as recipe of the day for the occasion! Trifle defender has obviously retweeted it.
Omg my husband bought a proper dedicated zester and the first thing we both said was what a better yield we got off lemons and limes, my first thought was…… what about a mushroom?That gif reminds me of @heretoreaditall2019 and her mushroom grating attempt (little yield).
I’ll buy one on Tuesday and share results, cannot wait x
Just the one?Omg my husband bought a proper dedicated zester and the first thing we both said was what a better yield we got off lemons and limes, my first thought was…… what about a mushroom?
#dontwasteawholepunnet
No, do yourself a favour @heretoreaditall2019 and get the biggest Portobello you can find, or else your poor wee fingers will be grated down to nubs !!!Just the one?
thinks she’s sexy eating eggs in bed under the duvet whereas actually it’s more akin to Gollum hoarding the ring in the cave..
Also i love how the squigs manage to give her a supposedly nice compliment and then snatch it away.
Yeah shes totally awesome and all, not right now but you know sometimes. Love it squigs.
In comparison to boris and gove fisting eachother yes she would make a great pm.
In comparison to boris and gove fisting eachother yes she would make a great pm.
In comparison to boris and gove fisting eachother yes she would make a great pm.
for @Mr Krabs hangover reading that three times in a row.Mom has the crisp cauldron filled for the match later too…… it’s obvious Jack has no access to the socials as she would be all over that!!
It’s reading the word ‘fisting’ three times. On a Sunday as well.
Has anyone seen this video of Uncle Roger reviewing Mom? Wonder what he would make of our smol smart price pixie mom.
CC @PocahontasNo, do yourself a favour @heretoreaditall2019 and get the biggest Portobello you can find, or else your poor wee fingers will be grated down to nubs !!!
I might go to a greengrocer and get one big one, I fear the match may have cleared out the second nearest mushroom supplies shop where I will have to invest in a punnet. Had an absolute baby food shocker using some roasted mushrooms so ideally would avoid having the offensive material in the house until we’ve all recovered from what I did to us 
Why does mushroom grating sound so obscene every time I read it?That gif reminds me of @heretoreaditall2019 and her mushroom grating attempt (little yield
Thanks! I’m wondering if it’s too early for a hair of the dog to get those mental images out my head.
I think I found Jack’s most ridiculously descriptive recipe yet for what’s basically a hard boiled egg in a mug with some butter mashed into it. It covers topics from gender to puberty, parenting, self-care and kale. For an egg.
Eggy Cup from Good Food For Bad Days by Jack Monroe
It’s 1999, or thereabouts. I am lying on the sofa in my parents’ family home, eleven or twelve years old and already beginning to feel exhausted by everyday life. I’m not like other girls; not in t...
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Was this original Nigella clip released around the time Jack developed the radish obsession last year?
also Mom and Trifle defender are discussing pre-match snacks
Life's too short to stuff a mushroom, let alone grate it.Why does mushroom grating sound so obscene every time I read it?
Life is also too short to rinse a bean.
Thank you Shirley Conran
I got as far as “I’m not like other girls” before I had to stop. I’ve no problem with little stories to accompany recipes, but the constant self pity combined with the biggest ego in the universe does not make me think, ooh that’s a lovely story, I’m going to make that! Apologies for the ridiculously long sentence. I wish she would go away, and not come back until she’s put some work into being a decent human being.Thanks! I’m wondering if it’s too early for a hair of the dog to get those mental images out my head.
I think I found Jack’s most ridiculously descriptive recipe yet for what’s basically a hard boiled egg in a mug with some butter mashed into it. It covers topics from gender to puberty, parenting, self-care and kale. For an egg.
Eggy Cup from Good Food For Bad Days by Jack Monroe
It’s 1999, or thereabouts. I am lying on the sofa in my parents’ family home, eleven or twelve years old and already beginning to feel exhausted by everyday life. I’m not like other girls; not in t...
it boils my piss/ it grates my mushroomsWhy does mushroom grating sound so obscene every time I read it?
Can you screenshot? They want me to subscribe to read it and I cba.Thanks! I’m wondering if it’s too early for a hair of the dog to get those mental images out my head.
I think I found Jack’s most ridiculously descriptive recipe yet for what’s basically a hard boiled egg in a mug with some butter mashed into it. It covers topics from gender to puberty, parenting, self-care and kale. For an egg.
Eggy Cup from Good Food For Bad Days by Jack Monroe
It’s 1999, or thereabouts. I am lying on the sofa in my parents’ family home, eleven or twelve years old and already beginning to feel exhausted by everyday life. I’m not like other girls; not in t...
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