Best part of 12 weeks off social. Interesting.
Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself
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Just noticed a new literary gift for the cabal, “SNAZZY!” Thanks Jack!
i am guessing “style director” means this cut was at the upper end of the price range. Utterly shameless. Also - still in London?
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Jebus! I always cut my own hair, including my own undercut when I 'fancy' having one. I can't imagine how many pounds of butter one could buy with that amount of money.
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Toni and Guy is an independent little boutique salon, in the old market town of Stratford, East London. In ye olde Westfield shoppyng centre.
Or how many kind and sympathetic Patreon subscribers it cost.Jebus! I always cut my own hair, including my own undercut when I 'fancy' having one. I can't imagine how many pounds of butter one could buy with that amount of money.
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On a side note - if you severe depressives need a pick me up, The breakdown magazine (god love ‘em) have tweeted an article for a list of tunes that will do just the trick! Not clicking through because they don’t deserve my traffic so I am afraid the mystery of WHAT songs work will remain, for me. Almost makes me wish for a good old honest slop recipe!
It’s kind of off topic now (who knows whether the Jack/Del Monte thing is still happening), but in important tampon news, national pineapple day is on Sunday.
She must have Katie Hopkins in her google alerts!
The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).
As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.
(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about
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Excellent. Let’s break out the pineapple hats lads, this is not a drill!!!
You know your look is edgy AF when Tiggy and Bo compliment you on it. I mean, they make leopard print bags. So punk.
This is potentially the worst haircut I’ve ever seen on Jack, and I include the Cherie Blair, the orange fizzgig and the reverse rats tail in that. She’s in no way edgy enough to pull off anything approaching this cut. Glad she can waste a few “weekly shops” on making herself look a total head, though.
I always love it when people find the truth behind cabal stories they thought were made up. It really is that crazy!Omg I always thought it was a joke
Those songs are mostly awful. Particularly that bleeping Toploader one, because my Alexa always thinks I want that one, instead of the (far superior) Thin Lizzy song with that name!The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).
As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.
(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about
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ETa (again) That haircut
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Oh my god I am laughing my head off at the orange fizzgig, you lot are so funny
think it's better when Jack is quiet !!! Now duck off
You suit a fringe, Jack. Looks good. Hope you’re well. Turn off the Patreon!
Is that styled like that or has she just woken up. No offence but i wouldnt be paying those prices for that. Seems a waste of money to be honest. Each to their own and glad shes well.TERRIBLE she looks like a complete state and a right condition. Also like Cooper has tried eating her alive in her sleep from the baldy old fellah side x good luck Coops we're all counting on you
If she actually paid for that “snazzy” haircut, she needs to get her money back. I think even the 1970’s ginger gonk look may have been better.
I suspect she re-emerged in order to fish for a new rich girlfriend. The big cheesy grin is a big giveaway. (Look out for her digging out the big pants and baggy sports bra and clambering onto the furniture to do lots of sexy-face pics any time now.) After all, it beats having to work for a living. And she connected with Allegra and Louisa by social media after all.
I suspect she re-emerged in order to fish for a new rich girlfriend. The big cheesy grin is a big giveaway. (Look out for her digging out the big pants and baggy sports bra and clambering onto the furniture to do lots of sexy-face pics any time now.) After all, it beats having to work for a living. And she connected with Allegra and Louisa by social media after all.
I dont think she suits it. Shes too fine featured for such a severe cut. Someone up thread said it's Karen can i speak to the manager look.
I would Absolutely would be speaking to the manager. ABSOLUTELY!
I would Absolutely would be speaking to the manager. ABSOLUTELY!
She never fails to deliver. If that's a 'mate' who's cut her hair like that they're a snake 
. Facetuned to almighty LJC too. Taking a wee break from socials - I think not - to me that's confirmation that she's under orders to stay off for some reason or other
. Facetuned to almighty LJC too. Taking a wee break from socials - I think not - to me that's confirmation that she's under orders to stay off for some reason or other
I felt bad for saying that T&G has butchered many a woman’s hair (including mine, once upon a time) then rememberer the fluffy duckling pic and that they are literally still doing it.
Far better hair dressers including a better branch of T&G near her hotel tho? She must have moved on…??
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