Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

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Yes total Karen look. It’s a young acting boomer grannies who linger round the arts centre wearing ethnic jewelry look. My 70 year old mother has a million friends with this style.
 
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I think Jack looks lovely with a fringe, it really suits her. The rest of the hair though? I’m not entirely sure what’s going on with it. I’m also wondering why one of the photos is yellow? 🤷‍♀️
 
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Happy 31aversary tout le monde! Before we get stuck in to the fanny cakes, I thought the flavour combination of these pies would be at home here.
Catching up, but if that’s Dunblane those Orange Chicken and Mint pies are actually epic 😅

Love Jack’s new hairstyle, a real hark back to this time last year when I attempted to cut my husband’s hair but didn’t charge him anything for it. I’ll put together an invoice now!
 
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The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).

As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.

(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about 🤣).

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This is enough to send me into a depressive spiral, tbh 😂
 
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It would make sense if she was trying to date & wants the threads to not be discussing legit #content she puts out there. But that’s assuming the most recent thread(s) surface first on google, which doesn’t appear to be the case plus there’s the wiki.

We’ll get sad fishing in the next few days as it’s month end approaching and she’s only gained 3 Patreons this month
 
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The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).

As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.

(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about 🤣).

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I love music, mostly have it on in the background when I’m at home. But…if I’m feeling depressed I never say “Alexa, play me ‘Can’t Stop the Feeling’. As that will right all my wrongs. It’ll tell my brain that I’m a good person, I’m a good mother and I don’t have to be a stress head”.

Someone should tell the NHS about this. It’s a game changer.
 
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I get my hair cut for 20 quid in alittle back street salon. They always do a decent job and dont make you look like you had a fight with your toddler who took revenge whilst asleep or practised on you before their barbie.
 
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The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).

As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.

(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about 🤣).

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This is so, SO grotesquely offensive to people who struggle with depression. My god.

(It's also really badly written. More missing capital leaders - "Harry styles" - missing formatting on one song title, "covey" in the last line, the weird way some songs get a single sentence and others a couple of paragraphs...how the hell is this being presented as professional journalism?)

PS Jack looks like a cockatoo from one angle and an edgy teen from 2004 in the other. Not her worst look ever, mind!
 
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Seriously - if it’s being published it needs to be proofread. That’s fairly basic.
 
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This is so, SO grotesquely offensive to people who struggle with depression. My god.

(It's also really badly written. More missing capital leaders - "Harry styles" - missing formatting on one song title, "covey" in the last line, the weird way some songs get a single sentence and others a couple of paragraphs...how the hell is this being presented as professional journalism?)

PS Jack looks like a cockatoo from one angle and an edgy teen from 2004 in the other. Not her worst look ever, mind!
Also the fact that it should be ‘Ain’t No Mountain High ENOUGH’ - not ‘Ain’t No Mountain High’, which sounds like a song about not enough mountains on the bong.
 
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I don’t know if I’m being thick but where did the connection with Toni and guy come from wrt the Linda La Hughes cut?
 
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I don’t know if I’m being thick but where did the connection with Toni and guy come from wrt the Linda La Hughes cut?
The person who commented on her cut and who Jack responded to with: ‘Thanks to you!’ is a Style Director at Toni and Guy it seems (but they are not tick verified on insta or have a large following, so ...)
 
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Well done Jack. You are managing to sport two equally horrible haircuts in one.
 
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I see a couple of people quote tweeted that tweet. Who does that with other people's new hairdo's?

As for the hair - I don't really care how she looks/wants to look. But going to expensive hairdressers while doing poverty cosplay irks a lot (though to be fair, not that much around of it while she temporarily LEFT)
 
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The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).

As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.

(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about 🤣).

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I would rather guide my dad into my mum than listen to this.
 
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I see a couple of people quote tweeted that tweet. Who does that with other people's new hairdo's?
I think the QTs are only because replies are switched off and some squigs want to say 'nice hair' or more esoteric squig stuff. I don't really get the difference between QTs, and RTs that you comment in. Twitter has evolved since I used it frequently, let's say.
 
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I don’t know if I’m being thick but where did the connection with Toni and guy come from wrt the Linda La Hughes cut?
The person who commented on her cut and who Jack responded to with: ‘Thanks to you!’ is a Style Director at Toni and Guy it seems (but they are not tick verified on insta or have a large following, so ...)
And Jack's just started following @toniandguywestfieldlondon on instagram!
 
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If I'm depressed the last thing I want to turn on is Katrina & the Waves "Walking on Sunshine".

That list is so incredibly offensive.

Can't believe Jack's back! Acting as if her time away from social media was self inflicted, ha!

 
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