Laughing at this squig confusing Jack with Julie Burchill. Being the worst one in a relationship that includes Tony Parsons is not a good look.
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Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
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Please stop I'm going to break a rib, I have to take myself immediately to A+E
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That squig might want to talk to a lawyer, given the Hopkins thing
Although anyone with more sense than Hopkins would just delete it.
I was just about to say the same thing myself. Jack would love an opportunity to try to gain attention, so perhaps we might see some sort of chaos tomorrow, triggered by that confused squiggle. Who bleeping knows eh?That squig might want to talk to a lawyer, given the Hopkins thing
Although anyone with more sense than Hopkins would just delete it.
I just finished watching Time on iPlayer and now I need some light relief so catching up here 
Soooo...What do the cabal reckon Jack used Pythagoras for today? (friendly reminder you should be using this on a near DAILY BASIS)
Oh and big achievement for me today
Soooo...What do the cabal reckon Jack used Pythagoras for today? (friendly reminder you should be using this on a near DAILY BASIS)
Oh and big achievement for me today
Christ I was already in danger of needing a Tena lady then I see this squiggle
On fire tonight cabal, absolutely first rate, mission inn star award level info and lols
Well done you!I just finished watching Time on iPlayer and now I need some light relief so catching up here
Soooo...What do the cabal reckon Jack used Pythagoras for today? (friendly reminder you should be using this on a near DAILY BASIS)
Oh and big achievement for me today
Thank you. There was a very short period of my life where I watched emmerdale and you encapsulated it in one post.oh, you may or may not remember that I'm grunking classic emmerdale (remember that image I got when I tried to reface jack and zak dingle?)
well, in one of today's episodes, Marlon has just started cheffing at the woolpack and told Bernice he was gonna cook a veggie dish of nut stew with PEACHES
20 years ago, the writers of emmerdale were the prophets that predicted jack monroe, clearly
Thanks for the memories
I love this so muchNow that is an interesting fact, Devotion is an iconic song
Another fun fact, I think I’ve found out why Jack has never revealed anything about her knowledge of Pythagoras, she doesn’t want to be expelled!
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I fell down the rabbit hole that is Pythagoras’ Wikipedia page. It is hilarious. My favourite part was this, “he bit it back”.
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And this one just reminds me of us fraus whenever there’s new slop pictures. “Turning his face away from fava beans in revulsion“
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Decided to do a throwback “on this day” but found generally quite heavy stuff although here’s a reminder of dear heart and legend of cable @GrunkaLunka making sure she doesn’t fund any forever homes for smol pixies
Wot like dr ChristianThat squig might want to talk to a lawyer, given the Hopkins thing
Although anyone with more sense than Hopkins would just delete it.
Well done! I hope no PR companies have been spamming you with offers for free booze...I just finished watching Time on iPlayer and now I need some light relief so catching up here
Soooo...What do the cabal reckon Jack used Pythagoras for today? (friendly reminder you should be using this on a near DAILY BASIS)
Oh and big achievement for me today
On a different note, I feel like every time Tattle gets media coverage, we get more visitors to the Jack thread. I expect people log on, see her name and think, Isn't that the cheap food single mum? Why on earth does she have 8 million ring binders' worth of threads? and the rest is history.
PS I now get endless ads for Jack's aparthotel on my FB feed. No thanks Vlad mate.
ahh mine come in a biodegradable envelope no box/packaging.
So much love for this, congratulations! Keep on keeping onI just finished watching Time on iPlayer and now I need some light relief so catching up here
Soooo...What do the cabal reckon Jack used Pythagoras for today? (friendly reminder you should be using this on a near DAILY BASIS)
Oh and big achievement for me today
Babe, same! I blocked em...and cotswolds company....and back in the weird wig days (remember that?!) kept having wig ads. Vlad is a tricksy fella isn't he?!
Big congrats to you!!I just finished watching Time on iPlayer and now I need some light relief so catching up here
Soooo...What do the cabal reckon Jack used Pythagoras for today? (friendly reminder you should be using this on a near DAILY BASIS)
Oh and big achievement for me today
I love being away Jack as I only need to check the site occasionally!
Anyway a school has painted a mural of MR. Why has no school done one of our likkle pixie? Maybe one of her in big grey pants on a sideboard.
Anyway a school has painted a mural of MR. Why has no school done one of our likkle pixie? Maybe one of her in big grey pants on a sideboard.
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Wonder if centrist Twitter have a hang out spot they can paint one for her? Their holiday homes in the Dordogne per chance...
Anyone else know Jim’ll Paint It? I imagine one of his paintings of Jack with all the hits, sideboards, viv, hands and bowls, in a shed, rusty knife wall, hammock, all the identity emojis and cans everywhere while Marcus, Nigella, Tom, Rishi-mate and THAT MAN have cocktails.
Ahem... Hi, its been a long time and I thought I'd take peeky at the goings on here. (Lovingall the ample variations). But... isn't the squiggle in the screenshot suggesting that Jack is the fellow journalist that's been attacked by Burchill?
Really stupid anyway, how can Jack be the recipient of racist abuse? (Though she'd probably claim she could). I also thought it might be a way of suggesting that Ash does 'a Jack Monroe' ie sues, but I believe Ash already did that, and won.
ETA lovely to see old posters back, and new ones emerging
I agree it's totally stupid, but squigs are not known for their common sense.Really stupid anyway, how can Jack be the recipient of racist abuse? (Though she'd probably claim she could). I also thought it might be a way of suggesting that Ash does 'a Jack Monroe' ie sues, but I believe Ash already did that, and won.
ETA lovely to see old posters back, and new ones emerging
Maybe it's just my interpretation of the squig tweet.
”For as long as they don’t have a voice, they will have mine” - that quote always makes me well up.
Marcus is on the front of this week‘s Big Issue
I wonder if they’ve ever had Jack do their “Letter To My Younger Self” feature, I’m sure it would be a hoot.
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