Steady on! We're still waiting for part two of the Polish supermarket treasures.
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
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Quick, tweet some thoughts about getting that printed on a postcard for your lovely Patreon subscribers, make sure mom is tagged in but then don't bother your arse and never send it anywhere.
Jack would be a natural for GB News which appears to be staffed and presented by utter clowns.
yep, with her tory sensibilities and complete incompetence at broadcasting, she's fit right in!
Maybe she should go on it and claim she's doing it to 'infiltrate right wing press' or whatever the duck she said about her Express articles.
Twonk.
Twonk.
I remember making watermelon goat cheese salad 18 years agoSo fruit in salad is obviously'in' at the moment
EAR WORMI remember making watermelon goat cheese salad 18 years ago
"Draw me like one of your French gardens, Jack.."I can't read this without being reminded of one of my favourite peak Jack moments this year. I can only think that she was in a fugue state.
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trifle defender has tweeted this. sounds quite like a certain chicken curry origin story, doesn't it?
The blue flowers are nigella damascena, which is a mildly toxic relative of the edible nigella sativa (seeds used in naan bread), as I had cause to learn when one of my delightful children ate some of it. No ill effects thankfully, unlike Jack's cooking.
Poor avian being 
This one looks like it's been used for some kind of procedure. 
This one looks like it's been used for some kind of procedure.
Don't you think they suffered enough. To put them in the situation where they have to accept Jack's food with good grace just wouldn't be right.
RE: why would you ask to draw someone's garden. As an artist and not an actual freak, I wouldn't. It's not even a good picture worth drawing. There's no real focal point and it's actively snowing. If you were going to draw it you'd struggle to render all the lights properly, bearing in mind that's the only thing of interest in the photo. The reasons Jack asked are twofold: firstly to get Nigella's attention and secondly because she's a monumental twit.
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