Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album

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Anyone else know Jim’ll Paint It? I imagine one of his paintings of Jack with all the hits, sideboards, viv, hands and bowls, in a shed, rusty knife wall, hammock, all the identity emojis and cans everywhere while Marcus, Nigella, Tom, Rishi-mate and THAT MAN have cocktails.
I've wanted to request a Jack Jim'll Paint It for a while with lots of cabal references but I feel it's very niche. He's probably not aware of her body of work.
 
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I've wanted to request a Jack Jim'll Paint It for a while with lots of cabal references but I feel it's very niche. He's probably not aware of her body of work.
It is probably a bit ‘taking it off tattle’ but we can all imagine how good it would be
 
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Oh you beautiful people you. I've not really been around for a few months (BUSY!) and I now have no idea what the heck is going on but it's utterly glorious!
 
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Last accounts showed a negative balance sheet so maybe it has been run down.
 
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I'm kind of hoping for not much drama until our power goes back on! It's been off about 20hours now after a storm last night. (I posted about it on Food & Drink).

Hoping Jack sticks to her recent schedule of a weekend rampage so I don't have to sit in the car charging and grunking. It's very cold and dark in MC Town, send brightly lit, joyful floofs pls!
 
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Last accounts showed a negative balance sheet so maybe it has been run down.
Run down?

I do hope this is being sorted. Its not even for me and I am pooping myself reading it.

I also don't know how someone scared of the postman can keep getting these letters. Why doesn't she get someone to help her sort it.
 
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I thought a mathematically-minded family member would find Pythagoras' loathing of fava beans funny, but I think they were more intrigued by Fack and want to make an account to see #31... We love to see it 🤣

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Additional comments from them: 'She gives off Alan Partridge vibes, but worse'
 
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Love Trifle Defender. If she is amongst us, I hope she revels in the appreciation of both her and her name (and what it stands for!)
Same. We ❤ you! And the articles you rec and write are always fabulous.
 
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I love being away Jack as I only need to check the site occasionally!

Anyway a school has painted a mural of MR. Why has no school done one of our likkle pixie? Maybe one of her in big grey pants on a sideboard.
There’s a mural of him in Southend High street. Whenever I see it I wonder where the mural of Southend’s very own smol pixie is 🥺🥺
 
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