Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade

[HotesTilaire]

Exactly. It really could be anyone, and for all we know it could be someone else just using the name, or even someone with the same name. I‘m just amazed Jack’s not already come across it before, and asked if it can be taken down.

Yeah I heard a rumour that Sideboard isn’t even your real name

 

[Hollaaa]

Bloody cats (not my photo)

 

[Vanelope]

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Oh god it strings up the carcasses like trophies. Serial killer cat.
Had it been in Jack’s old kitchen?

 

[phoebuscartel]

Our cat used to do this, but shoes and underwear

 

[Vanelope]

Our cat used to do this, but shoes and underwear

#fetishcat

 

[MaineCoonMama]

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Just as I came upon this MC Dad told me his favourite YouTube cockatiel has passed at the age of 24. Trying so hard not to laugh at the way real life keeps butting in to my Tattle Life, I must look constipated. R.I.P. all the angles.

 

[phoebuscartel]

#fetishcat

Running shoes and boxer shorts... weird fetish cat

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Running shoes and boxer shorts... weird fetish cat

Now now, let's not kink shame.

 

[schmetterling]

"Back home, I frequently suffer migraines that put me to bed for days, popping yellow and pink Migraleve and ibuprofen and aspirin by the handful, burying my face in a pillow with the duvet pinned over my head, desperate to shut out the light that makes me feel as though I have a giant, crushing hand gripping my left temple, its bullying fingers forcing their way into the nape of my neck. I have been here a week, and guess what – no migraine. I suspect I could stay here a month (and oh how I’d love to) and the dreaded agony would not rear its ugly head."

https://web.archive.org/web/20160604125042/https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2014/01/11/stars/

@SoulRebel another one for the list

Yeats? That she can suddenly quote verbatim? Is NOTHING sacred?

 

[Limey]

LJC what a find @FrumpyCat

I had a nosy too. In response to a post titled -

“Tim Farron writes: Good wishes to mark Eid al-Adha”

Someone wrote this (it‘s a really, really horrible thing to say) -

Melissa Hadjicostas 13th Sep '16 - 11:43am
Did Tim send a special message to Christians at Easter? If not why not?

Edited to add the link -

Tim Farron writes: Good wishes to mark Eid al-Adha

As more than 2 million Muslims from around the world, including thousands from the UK – mark the end of their holy pilgrimage of Hajj in Mecca, I would like to extend my warmest wishes to everyone celebrating Eid al-Adha. Eid al Adha’s themes of reflection, sacrifice and charity seem more and...

www.libdemvoice.org

We've long suspected she is a Tory, despite all the performative 'Socialism' which amounts to nothing more than cos-playing poverty whilst wanking away money on sideboards.

What a complete and utter weapon.

 

[bazzam]

Yeats? That she can suddenly quote verbatim? Is NOTHING sacred?

Her writing was so much better in those days, it was quite relatable... probably before she contracted autism,sideboards, groucho membership, having to thrice use beetroot water, burn hair, lard, etc...

 

[Froggies]

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1 - other food services is not a valid description
2 - March year ends should usually have filed end of December so she is VERY late now. Everyone did get an extension of three months so she had until end of March. Played havoc with normal deadlines as tax payment date usually same as accounts date (and they didn’t change it) so you get the accounts and tax done early. Tax return deadline could have been extended to end of April, possibly May. Unlikely to be June.

Oh fair point, I didnt spot the date her accounts ended, just the due date and thought she wasn’t overdue yet.

Yeah, she’s overdue

 

[Switchstreetz]

Not sure that is Jack - though the name is unusual enough to raise suspicion, the only other comment I could find by that user was this:

I checked Jack's Twitter to see if they had shared any opinions on Jess Phillips and less than a month prior Jess Phillips had replied to a (now deleted, quelle surprise) Jack tweet, and Jack had hearted the response (she's one of the 2 likes). So either Jack thinks she's alright and the poster is someone else, or Fack is 2 faced.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I believe Lorraine. No one could be that bleeping annoying all the time.

“Och no. It’s FANTASTIC!”

“But Kaaaaate, what if I want to be fancy?” (From the god awful Wayfair adverts )

I feel at this stage I should mention again that I am Scottish - not that that would mean I could be horrible but that’s twice today I’ve ‘spoken’ in a Scottish accent, and I wouldn’t want anyone to think I’m being a meanie)

 

[Lanie]

What I don't like (amongst loads of other things) is that Jack always links every kind of purchase, wether it is thousands of horrible looking cutlery to sideboards to holidays with either a horrible condition that justifies it (so depressed that I needed a short trip) or that it was gifted to her. She rarely admits having bought something just like anyone buys anything. It is manipulative and I think she is lying about the majority of it. Just a feeling m'lud!
She then accuses the coven of not wanting her to have nice things, which is ,again ,an accusation. Nobody here would want anyone to have little but she exchanges cause and effect- we don't like her because she twists the truth and has long been vague and not set the record straight that she is not poor anymore. Why do the squigs need to fund someone who lives in a large bungalow in a good area?
As with depression- from my own experience- a spontaneous trip to Venice does not fix real depression. She paints a picture of having NEEDED this trip and that her braggy food indulgances are justified.
It is the fabricated justifications and entitlement that I am angry about. When I went through poor patches this is exactly what wealthy 'friends' did...they could not say that they went on multiple holidays (I would have been OK with that, nobody needs to explain anything to me) just because but that they had some kind of condition which justified it.
The fact that Jack needs to give a reason or explain that something was gifted IMHO only serves one purpose:to continuingly let people assume she has always been and is still poor.
This is a reminder why I am here- because I nearly donated money (I am a fool) based on the assumption that she was still very poor.

I have had real depression and a trip to the Bahamas all inclusive with endless funds would not have made me feel better. I didn't want to do anything and anything I did do I didn enjoy. It was horrid.

 

[colouredlines]

In case the drain hair book gets rejected, a new idea for Jack?

 

[Emmapism]

Totally off topic Fraus but I'm currently watching Mare of Easttown (HBO crime drama) and it is feckin' brilliant telly. Especially if you like that sort of thing.

Great script, beautifully shot and incredible performances.

 

[Aquamarina]

Totally off topic Fraus but I'm currently watching Mare of Easttown (HBO crime drama) and it is feckin' brilliant telly. Especially if you like that sort of thing.

Great script, beautifully shot and incredible performances.

Babe, same. It’s a great show isn’t it? Sorry Poca.

 

[Lanie]

Oh god it strings up the carcasses like trophies. Serial killer cat.
Had it been in Jack’s old kitchen?

Its coloured lines cat.

 

[BlendedSlop]

"Back home, I frequently suffer migraines that put me to bed for days, popping yellow and pink Migraleve and ibuprofen and aspirin by the handful, burying my face in a pillow with the duvet pinned over my head, desperate to shut out the light that makes me feel as though I have a giant, crushing hand gripping my left temple, its bullying fingers forcing their way into the nape of my neck. I have been here a week, and guess what – no migraine. I suspect I could stay here a month (and oh how I’d love to) and the dreaded agony would not rear its ugly head."

https://web.archive.org/web/20160604125042/https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2014/01/11/stars/

@SoulRebel another one for the list

FFS. Even when talking about a migraine she frames it as her being bullied. Born victim.