My 8 year old likes to make me cups of tea from time to time but I’ve learnt to say no now as she is quite the experimental cuppa chef and will add things like cinnamon or chocolate powder and one particularly memorable day, 100s and 1000s.She wrote about him checking to see if she was still breathing too
My daughter sometimes offers to make me things. Mostly, I say no thanks, because knowing I drink strong coffee, she thinks 5 spoons of instant is about right (it is not!)
Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade
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Totally agree. She should have just done a topless shot and opened her own Only Fans. It’s nothing to do with her kid, it’s all about Jack.
They look like they've been both eaten and burnt
I learn two new definitions for words pretty much every time Jack has something to say.
At least they died together like they would have wanted. Fly high little ones.
Good god, are the showing signs of.... mutilation? The depravity..
Coloured lines doing the old “look over there” trick on us, don’t judge me by the hundreds of gloves I’ve felled, look what some sicko did to these two....
It’s like the breathing one too. The thing that casts Jack aside from most of the “never happened” children story tweeters out there is that a fairly significant percentage of hers are things you desperately hope are a complete and utter lie.
Lads, have we seen this nonsense?
(I mean, it's nothing we haven't heard before...'yada yada food bank something something single mum poor' but still
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(I mean, it's nothing we haven't heard before...'yada yada food bank something something single mum poor' but still
). @SweetTransvestite its Jock Munro’s origin story!
Why does everything have to be put together?Lads, have we seen this nonsense?
(I mean, it's nothing we haven't heard before...'yada yada food bank something something single mum poor' but still
She clearly had an onion. Could have made tomato soup with the tinned tomatoes, falafel, and had the peaches for a nice dessert. Instead everything gets fucked together.
I hope she leaves the happy couple alone. Further images of their special day have been released by Downing St.
spotted in holmfirth today. presumably unable to HOOT due to mask
Hahahaha! U are a bad one. I was scrolling down innocently thinking ‘she looks lovely’ and then worzel pops up!I hope she leaves the happy couple alone. Further images of their special day have been released by Downing St.
Holmfirth is my home town 
I wonder what she’s up to today ? This undoubtedly forced silence must be agony.
I wonder what she’s up to today ? This undoubtedly forced silence must be agony.
Obviously pure conjecture but the more you think about SB the more obvious it seems he might not have been there with her most of the time. It's like getting a sudden realisation and going over things rather like when I'd seen The Sixth Sense. He never accompanied her to shops, and they never go out for walks anywhere, or to the seaside on their doorstep. Yet when someone suggested she go somewhere to do something (can't remember context) she snapped back 'I've got a small child and can't leave him on his own'. Yet she apparently did all the time - all the post office trips and getting the train to various places when it wasn't the weekend and LC had moved out.
It would also explain the baffling lack of knowledge about what her son was reading - the David Walliams books. And also the constant discrepancies between what she said she was going to do 'I'm going for a walk with my son' 'I'm spending the day watching Disney films with my son' 'I'll be off twitter to homeschool my son' but then obviously doing nothing of the sort.
All rather sad if true. Actually very sad. I feel a bit sorry for her.
It would also explain the baffling lack of knowledge about what her son was reading - the David Walliams books. And also the constant discrepancies between what she said she was going to do 'I'm going for a walk with my son' 'I'm spending the day watching Disney films with my son' 'I'll be off twitter to homeschool my son' but then obviously doing nothing of the sort.
All rather sad if true. Actually very sad. I feel a bit sorry for her.
The woman in the tartan shirt is saying to her mate “naw, I’ve never heard oh a peach and chickpea curry either Mary”Lads, have we seen this nonsense?
(I mean, it's nothing we haven't heard before...'yada yada food bank something something single mum poor' but still
Her and her toxic bootstrap mentallyLads, have we seen this nonsense?
(I mean, it's nothing we haven't heard before...'yada yada food bank something something single mum poor' but still
The big issue is that things don’t get better? like most people can’t get multiple book deals and become engaged a few times to a few different high earners? The whole issue is work doesn’t pay (and this is over simplified and ignoring the UBI no one should have to work for essentials thing) and hasn’t for years, and things will only get worse as private landlords like her dad raise rents, inflation and rising cost of living, council tax increases, annual train fare rise, death / illness / divorce, etc etc. She is such a bleeping Tory how was this never caught?!
That pancake nipple dribble photo upsets me every time I see it.
I've just seen her feet and the word of the day is, 'Prehensile'I hope she leaves the happy couple alone. Further images of their special day have been released by Downing St.
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