Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening

[MaineCoonMama]

This is gross but one of my cats has a funny tum at the moment. I could post the results and claim I've made one of Jack's chilli offerings. Sorry, haha.

 

[Dogmuck]

It's 48 hours and 36 minutes since the last retweet.

...you took your slop away

 

[Captainmouse]

She put tea in her hideous grated corned beef chilli as well, as if the visceral horror of the slowly disintegrating pink beef chunk wasn't enough to put you off ever eating again, let alone that dish specifically. Looking at the recipe she says you can substitute the corned beef for any tinned meat. Some tinned hot dogs in brine would go lovely in there I reckon. You can also sub the beans for any beans, including frozen peas. Who the flippin frickin duck puts frozen peas in a chilli?

Bib who else?

 

[Shawads]

Science head, puppy dog brain and strange heart = Grifty Mc Griftface

Don't forget 'sad little face'

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Cutlery drawer or alternative storage contest anyone? Just to see if we can all beat the ridiculously low bar Jack has set.

 

[phoebuscartel]

Our cutlery drawer is a shitshow tbf (moved things round in the kitchen and haven't yet found a cutlery divider that fits the drawer) but still better than Jack's forking disaster.

 

[Mr Krabs]

My eggs don’t live in the fridge

Ruh roh. We're about to get into a classic internet debate.

Mine are in the fridge, next to the ketchup, because my grandpa is DEAD.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

...you took your slop away

Her last reply tweet was just over 2 weeks ago, Thursday 13th at 21:34.
If she stays off Twitter a little while longer, in the early hours of tomorrow morning, it will actually be, seven hours and fifteen days. I love facts.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

It's 48 hours and 36 minutes since the last retweet.

I’m with @Silver Linings, I would like nothing more for Jack to have seen the error of her ways and is living her life differently, for her sake but mostly for SB. Ngl though, I would love to be a fly on the wall to see what she’s doing with her time now she’s not spending 20 hours a day on Twitter.

Of course, we could never rule out the possibility of multiple sock puppetry and her having learned not to make them so obvious...but this feels like a big change for her

 

[waffle maker]

I was trying to a thing but instead noticed that Jack and PR Vix don’t follow each other. Louisa Compton Head of channel 4 news and brexit tin thief does follow Vix.

 

[kachoochoo]

Her last reply tweet was just over 2 weeks ago, Thursday 13th at 21:34.
If she stays off Twitter a little while longer, in the early hours of tomorrow morning, it will actually be, seven hours and fifteen days. I love facts.

all this has reminded me of this lady who featured on angry people in local newspapers yesterday (she's not that angry tho) who's been having trouble getting her black bin collected

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It’s almost a week and we’re still on the same thread .
Come on Jack



All jokes aside I’d love it if she’s finally decided to turn over a new leaf and left the Twitter rants and tip jar rattling behind. I don’t know if I believed this has happened yet but it would be nice if it has.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Maybe Jack took her chance and is off on her hollibobs in the sun? The poor lass has worked herself into the ground this past year, she needs a good R&R sess on the Med. She has seemed to gone quiet right around when flying abroad was allowed...

 

[Silver Linings]

Her last reply tweet was just over 2 weeks ago, Thursday 13th at 21:34.
If she stays off Twitter a little while longer, in the early hours of tomorrow morning, it will actually be, seven hours and fifteen days. I love facts.

Sidey B, I hate to go all Stephen Hawking on you, but that’s only 8 days ago.

 

[Flash123]

STOP GETTING TEA WRONG, MONROE.

Slow cooker tea was a particular low point. Even if she does do it, why would she advertise it. I know everyone probably has a weird food quirk but this is just rancid.

 

[schmetterling]

Her last reply tweet was just over 2 weeks ago, Thursday 13th at 21:34.
If she stays off Twitter a little while longer, in the early hours of tomorrow morning, it will actually be, seven hours and fifteen days. I love facts.

Came for the shits and squigs, stayed for the Cabal

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Sidey B, I hate to go all Stephen Hawking on you, but that’s only 8 days ago.

I had a horrible feeling I’d miscalculated somewhere along the way, but, damn!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

It’s almost a week and we’re still on the same thread .
Come on Jack



All jokes aside I’d love it if she’s finally decided to turn over a new leaf and left the Twitter rants and tip jar rattling behind. I don’t know if I believed this has happened yet but it would be nice if it has.

Yes! This. And shut down her patreon, refunded the people she's taken money from, and stopped being unkind to animals.

 

[Emmapism]

I would miss you all but knowing Jack isn't grifting anymore would mean I wouldn't really post.

I'm in a couple of other threads but they're minor leagues compared to Fack Monroe I feel like my Tattle time would be drastically reduced.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

@DinosaurSenior I have to compliment your new avatar absolute genius 🧑🏻‍ indeed
ETA: I agree with everything you’ve said