Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening

[Candytuft]

I was trying to a thing but instead noticed that Jack and PR Vix don’t follow each other. Louisa Compton Head of channel 4 news and brexit tin thief does follow Vix.

So Jack doesn’t need to ? She can just read what LC gets. If LC shows her. It’s like a conspiracy rabbit hole. Jigger flat earth and aliens, there’s enough going on here.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Lidl’s are selling Tile’s, £12 for one. Wonder if Jack knows?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I would miss you all but knowing Jack isn't grifting anymore would mean I wouldn't really post.

I'm in a couple of other threads but they're minor leagues compared to Fack Monroe I feel like my Tattle time would be drastically reduced.

Same .

Although I have had to vent my anger elsewhere and gone on various rants and now am addicted to a smol Glaswegian cleaner.

Will Jack ever return? How will she promote the books without SM? Will the books appear? Was Jack ever real? Are we really on this site?

 

[HotesTilaire]

The peeky mink will pop up again at some stage. The book of household shite had got as far as being written and laid out with graphics and photos (naff orange colour typeface IIRC) and we are in a pandemic/recession times, I would be really surprised if the publishers pulled it at this stage.

 

[KebabGirl]

I’m with @Silver Linings, I would like nothing more for Jack to have seen the error of her ways and is living her life differently, for her sake but mostly for SB. Ngl though, I would love to be a fly on the wall to see what she’s doing with her time now she’s not spending 20 hours a day on Twitter.

Of course, we could never rule out the possibility of multiple sock puppetry and her having learned not to make them so obvious...but this feels like a big change for her

I totally agree - the best ending is Jack getting a full-time, salaried job and becoming one of the many of middle England.
It's just statistically unlikely! I do hope all these famous for 15 minutes types sort their lives out, but Jack hasn't shown many signs.

Spoiler: OT-ish

Went to pub this week to fulfill the ideal of getting out more. Appalled by number of people I thought were sensible being anti mask, anti vax and some covid deniers. Thus, no less Tattle time for me!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

If I was one of the people who had shared my experience of poverty/ the benefits system, I would be extremely disappointed and annoyed at the way Jack has apparently cast aside the forthcoming book.

 

[Vanelope]

Can we migrate as a cabal en masse to another grifter? I will miss you all…

 

[Candytuft]

Can we migrate as a cabal en masse to another grifter? I will miss you all…

Yes, eventually. The krakenjacken is asleep for now. When the grifting stops. Honestly I can’t see it happening anytime soon. The patreon money is still rolling in. Keeping quiet is in her best interests now.

 

[Falkor]

Thread title suggestion:

Jack Monroe #191 The Sound of Silence

 

[fauxpoor]

I think the food bank backtracking happened around Dec/Jan and I feel it was very much due to the cabal questioning the holes in the story -

Referrals in 2011/2012 England you needed a referral(and an actual official paper voucher sometimes) to a food bank and it was “rationed” to a certain number of visits, such as 3 visits per 6/12 months.

Formula Jack claimed to be drinking SB’s milk formula, however food banks don’t “officially” give formula, also babies can get formula via vouchers if the family has low income, that’s always been the case the Health Visitor/GP arranges that, also why would a child over 12 months be given formula?

Visits Jack went to the food bank for the first time and saw a family friend was volunteering there, so immediately fessed up to Mum, in cast the friend blabbed. Horrified Mum and Dad rocked up at Jack’s place with bags of shopping, full of concern the next day.

Benefits there was some poster here who claimed to be in a Facebook group (to do with parenting I think) with Jack at the time Jack was setting up the craft/embroidery hustle, and says the group were imploring them to apply for benefits for the sake of SB and a certain Tory pixie wanted to make it on their own

If memory serves me correctly she admitted to a wrinkle in her POVERTY ORIGIN LIES in the podcast
with Sophie Ellis Bextor. Jack admitted she was referred and attended ONCE, a woman who knew her mum
from church was volunteering there and saw Jack, so Jack HAD to tell her parents immediately before
church woman did, and they came around with bags full of shopping etc.

 

[colouredlines]

Slow cooker tea was a particular low point. Even if she does do it, why would she advertise it. I know everyone probably has a weird food quirk but this is just rancid.

Jack's entire repertoire is weird food quirks.

(I mean, if you want to be charitable...)

 

[FrumpyCat]

My first concert was Hot Chocolate

I've been watching Hot Chocolate videos on YouTube, The lead singer is hugely underated

 

[Captainmouse]

I've been watching Hot Chocolate videos on YouTube, The lead singer is hugely underated

Errol brown was wonderful

 

[FrumpyCat]

Thread 876: we all start sharing stories about how we lost our virginity and how many eggs we currently have in our fridge.

You keep eggs in the fridge?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

So Jack doesn’t need to ? She can just read what LC gets. If LC shows her. It’s like a conspiracy rabbit hole. Jigger flat earth and aliens, there’s enough going on here.

Ooh I want to see Conspiracy Jack next!

Unless we've had that one already?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Same .

Although I have had to vent my anger elsewhere and gone on various rants and now am addicted to a smol Glaswegian cleaner.

Will Jack ever return? How will she promote the books without SM? Will the books appear? Was Jack ever real? Are we really on this site?

You get in yer ane lain!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ooh I want to see Conspiracy Jack next!

Unless we've had that one already?

I dunno I was hoping for “it’s not pyramid selling” MLM law of attraction Jack

 

[Thank(space)you]

Can we migrate as a cabal en masse to another grifter? I will miss you all…

I'm going to nosey on the vonny le clerk aka Scottish Jack thread

Also, I have 5 eggs in my fridge and 3 easter eggs in my cupboard (I'm dieting and my child has decided they love Jesus more than chocolate ) 🔺️

 

[Hollaaa]

Spoiler: Apols Poca, it's mega OT but I can't help myself

Breathless by The Corrs is the only song I've ever sung at karaoke and I feel better now it's out there AND BREATHE - the irony!!!

 

[Cgenda]

I wonder what the numbers would add up to now?