Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?

[misshydrangea]

need to move to the Arctic, or the Amazon jungle. This world is just too much for me!

I often think the same. I don’t belong in this weird society. Let’s start Tattle Island and be done with it!

 

[Bobtheknob]

Ref hats, I feel I’m being discriminated against.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Dios mio, look how well my sombrero fits on my horns

feliz cinco de mayo, gringos y gringas

 

[Sideboard Bob]

A little snapshot to show the grandfraus

 

[BlendedSlop]

Comic Jack seems very excited by the hat!

 

[Dogmuck]

Happy Cinco de Mayo Hellman’s
Tequilas all round no goddam shot glasses, margaritas and tequila sunsets it is!
Mendacious mariachi

 

[Blurp]

Spoiler: Off topic (sorry, Poca)

 

[Dogmuck]

Spoiler: Off topic (sorry, Poca)

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I remember this one being used for H from steps, but this one for the wee donkey is much better

 

[Marj24]

Just a simple message to Jack, through the medium of embroidery

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Sorry guys, mid-grunk here and confirming I got one of of those JW letters as well! Freaked me out a bit, my parents were in the JW church for around 10 years, Aunt A and family are life long members. I ended up burning it in a Satanic ritual recycling it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Never mind, if ever we needed a reminder that tattle is based in America, here it is! Boas Cinco de Maio my Mexican amigos, Mala casa chickas?

 

[MaineCoonMama]

That jaunty sombrero is bringing out my inner chola today! Buenos Dias gringos and gringas! Arriba!

 

[The Dowager]

Errrr





I don’t like the hats



I will however by Cabal merch, although I’d rather not wait 73 years for Jack to make it once ordered.

 

[Captainmouse]

Saw this on twitter - thought of Jack for reasons I can’t imagine.

(Haven’t squiggled him for credit purposes, he’s a cartoonist in the US, nothing to do with JM and seems fairly public with the cartoons, happy to edit and squiggle if I should!)

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Oooo the temptation to edit it everytime mackie does a recipe, and drop in the comments

 

[SpamNugget]

LOVE the Cinco de Mayo hats gonna break out the tortilla chips in celebration ....also with the JW chat ,many many years ago had a couple of God botherers knock on our door ,one of whom was VERY cute and got my gaydar dinging anyway long story short he came back and we had a 3 some ,I sort of think I was helping even things out ....#gaysogoingtohellanywayapparently mind you when I was younger I went to Heaven regularly

 

[Captainmouse]

There's an Instagram account called celeb face that highlights the photoshop fails and compares celebs own photos and unedited photos. Its truly scary how much you can manipulate photos & video.

Is mackie on there? There are plenty of fails around

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Is mackie on there? There are plenty of fails around

No, they only show celebrities.

 

[Captainmouse]

Hats! We have hats!

Once Jack opens her embroidery business I reeeeally want to commission some plain white tshirts with her own sayings embroidered on the pocket. Just a white tshirt with a tiny packet of mince and “well it just is innit. They take fat out and put fat in” or whatever the quote is. And one with the little prayer hands emoji and “thanks very Matt much, Matt” underneath

She’d have to fulfil me orders to get the money but it would really piss her off

we have got to have thank you very Matt much Matt

 

[Bwidge]

Obviously have to have knickers saying UNRULY to wear under those joggers.

I would genuinely buy these

 

[Captainmouse]

No, they only show celebrities.

Silly me