Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?

[Hollaaa]

Whoooo hats. Hats every day would be amazing.

This is sort of OT I've been watching Still Game again and in the episode after Tam 'dies' where Navid nearly runs him over in the van. Just before that, Navid is listening to the radio in the van and the radio host is going on about Sherbert dabs, opal fruits and other sweets from yesteryear. Is Jack a secret fan?

Jack's a not-so-secret fan of shite patter, for definite.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Thought I'd change my profile picture to see how I'd look wearing a sombrero. Anyone think I should buy one?

I could get Jack to embroider it with "I'm a literal food expert" on the front.

I bet that’s a picture of actual you too is it, you wee distinguished gentleman!

 

[Professor Slop]

Perhaps the secret embroidery message is so she knows if someone is staring intently at her left tit.

I swear this is not what was occurring.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

There's always one

The Mexican mayo chico will not be offering you a Hellmann's sample for this mayonnaise based holiday!

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Just catching up and will GLADLY take The Dowager’s sample, you know, to be kind. Goodness, those are very nice arms.

 

[Adayinthelife]

Oh Vlad you’re so funny

 

[Powershower]

My Jack is very enamoured with her hat

 

[SpamNugget]

There's always one

The Mexican mayo chico will not be offering you a Hellmann's sample for this mayonnaise based holiday!

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Mmmm cute papi with very nice forearms thank(space)you ,I could think of one or two things i could do with the mayo ...

Maybe her ladyship is feeling tired wearing that very large hat whilst filming of the 2nd Downton film progresses

 

[The Dowager]

Mmmm cute papi with very nice forearms thank(space)you ,I could think of one or two things i could do with the mayo ...

Maybe her ladyship is feeling tired wearing that very large hat whilst filming of the 2nd Downton film progresses

Absolutely exhausted dear heart

 

[Fruitjack]

Squigs gonna squig

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Squigs gonna squig
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What the...wow. Is this squig actually aware of her body of work? Outrageous.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Embroidery jack is dull, they need to give us some decent content to work with here

 

[SpamNugget]

Squigs gonna squig
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Too short ...grrrr

 

[Captainmouse]

Too short ...grrrr

Need our detective fraus on the case

 

[Toffee finger]

Ooo hats! Nice to see @MancBee real face for a bit

Embroidery Jack is dull but at least she’s given us something to talk about! She can’t stand the thought of us going off topic for more than 5 minutes.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Isn’t Nigella taking away everything the smol pixie has spent their life working on? Tins are Jacks, Mom!!!

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Coming out of lurking to say I do like the hats! Also to share this tragic loss with you, such a beautiful plumage View attachment 560132

The hat suits you!

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

There is no way Jack is silent for this long. She isn't in treatment, and she must be getting her likes, engagement and attention from somewhere. No way could a narcissist stay away from Twitter for this long without a sock puppet.

There's an alt Peeky Mink account out there somewhere. @Veronicaaa do your thing.

 

[Powershower]

Isn’t Nigella taking away everything the smol pixie has spent their life working on? Tins are Jacks, Mom!!!

This isn’t Jack’s life’s work, jack can’t afford a tin opener so only buys tins with ring pulls. Or is it that tins with ring pulls are too expensive so she has to buy a tin opener? But she can’t afford a tin opener cos she spends all her weekly shopping allowance on Ocado tins with ring pulls?

 

[NP]

Squigs gonna squig

 

[Eurgh]

Isn’t Nigella taking away everything the smol pixie has spent their life working on? Tins are Jacks, Mom!!!

LITERAL DAUGHTER OF A BARON Nigella?