I can only think it's because it's as terrifying as 'The Upside Down' in Stranger Things.
Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?
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This embroidery schizz is further evidence that the whole Jack thing is just some huge experiment by a university psychology department, or Vlad's people.
It's just inconceivable that someone can make a career out of being relentlessly, consistently awful at pretty much everything they do
It's like....the whole of Twitter is in on it, apart from us....
It's just inconceivable that someone can make a career out of being relentlessly, consistently awful at pretty much everything they do
It's like....the whole of Twitter is in on it, apart from us....
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Weren't they responsible for Magna Carta? I didn’t realise they still existed - although I am also not surprised if they do.
Don’t forget our Jackie would 100% add in costs for the privilege of having something made by an actual real-life celeb (lol)I crochet and knit competently and sew amateurishly. After making one of the kids a much complimented baby blanket, I costed out how much I'd have to sell them for to pay myself the London Living Wageabout £400 just for my crocheting time, and about £900 following a formula to make sure you pay yourself for all the marketing and posting and other stuff.
So good luck with that, Jack.
I can just imagine some
yummy! flaccid chicken, pobp-encrusted pineapple and mystery greens. just what you want after a long day!
Is now a good time to admit that I read this and knew the exact quote from Downton Abbey that would be relevant? Honestly, this pandemic has not helped my nerdiness with that programme. Endless opportunities to have it as background viewing and take it all in, like aristocratic osmosis.
In all seriousness, barons are one of the lowest ranks in the British peerage, and Nigella's father had a life peerage rather than a hereditary title.
Yes it was because they rebelled against king John.
A baron is like the lowest rung on the nobility ladder, used to be that they were given the baronetcy and manor/land and could pass the title and it’s benefits down. Now you can be named a baron if you’ve given essentially your life to public service and will continue to do so. I don’t think that one is then passed down. The old feudal one goes down the eldest sons, if I remember rightly.
Stranger Things Chicken might have made the same amount of sense.
Back to Jack, funny also how she brings up people’s family money (or what she assumes), but doesn’t like people suggesting that she should have gone to her parents for help/has had privilege. Either your parents’ wealth and position means something, or it doesn’t?
Yummy.
how not to eat, more like. Eww.
Imagine cooking a meal only to be told it's "worthy of Jack Monroe"
Frauen, get the Jehovahs witnesses round, cause we are going to need the
Nigella after she reads that tweet
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There was a report on the bbc recently about Kickstarter, and they insisted, that all schemes that achieve target must deliver
Well it did eventually deliver an inferior quality product some time after the work was published and on sale at a lower price.
it's been three hours and that guy who always comments with all the enthusiastic emojis hasn't shown up yet
mel donte should probably pay him more
mel donte should probably pay him more
It’s that horseshit that pisses me off no end. Then she disappears when it suits. Which is fine, just don’t pretend you’re a single parent.
You’ve missed out the word LEAST
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But that is like everything in her life, when it suits, i'm a writer, I’m a cook, I’m a vegan etc etc except when she’s not
I can’t believe I kinda used to like Nigella. I’ve grown less fond of THAT MAN over the years but feel strangely protective of him now, having learned about Jack’s TROLLING of him.
new eyeshadow palette and there's just no escaping her!
(friends x revolution, Chandler palette)
(friends x revolution, Chandler palette)
Sock a doodle doo! No other rational explanation, surely?
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