Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine
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I see Captain Salty is back on board!
Looks like the first reply to the squig as posted by @lilamay has been deleted and replaced with something a little more vague, because, well, y’know
I can only hear this in David Brent's voice.
(And oh dear. I feel a bit sorry for her with this insistence she was asked to be involved with these MR and TK initiatives. And implying she had to turn them down. We all know she'd bite their hands off. Cringe).
(And oh dear. I feel a bit sorry for her with this insistence she was asked to be involved with these MR and TK initiatives. And implying she had to turn them down. We all know she'd bite their hands off. Cringe).
Also, Jack must have gone looking for this tweet from over one year ago to like it in the last hour or so 
Were on for some Dino naps tomorrow!
Ahahaha is that seriously the only proof she has? A tweet from a year ago?Also, Jack must have gone looking for this tweet from over one year ago to like it in the last hour or so
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This is so cringe. As if MR or TK would not have acknowledged her involvement somehow. They are both too nice too sideline her if it were true.
(Unless she had begged for her input to remain under wraps - like her secret government advisory role
).Wow, didn't think she could sound any more arrogant than her initial reply. I was wrong.
But it's Wednesday - the occasion for her outfit!
Jack’s subject is not food, poverty or criticizing Tory politicians. It’s slop, sloppy food, sloppy writing, sloppy with possessions.
As if you'd be involved in something like that and keep your trap shut Jack. Poor Tom and Marcus, doing fantastic work, and having that lunatic attaching herself to them.
Oh my god, the sheer cringe of it. Why does she always act like she's had to be consulted over these things and always 'behind the scenes'. She's so far behind the scenes she's not involved at all. Also noticed her latest posts haven't reached the dizzying heights that we now know are always possible! Three hundred and something for that questionable outfit post, even in all its absolute hilarity
Exactly. And why would she keep quiet? Why would she not actively promote the causes? As far as I can see she hasn't retweeted any of the tweets about the projects Marcus and Tom are involved in. She has not acknowledged them at all. Why would she not do this if she was so heavily involved behind the scenes and thought it a worthy cause?
ETA Possibly relying on them both being too polite to actually say she had nothing to do with it - or minimal input at the very beginning at most ie an email or two.
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Her 'proof' that she was involved - an old tweet saying she was! Hahaaaaa. Obv thought better of it and changed it for a different answer that is left open for interpretation - can always trust Jack for that. Her 'involvement' to her, could have been as much as Marcus mentioning he was doing something back on the day they danced around the kitchen in high heels together and her saying it sounded good. Delusional. Hopefully TK will confirm she did indeed work on this and prove us wrong though, always here for that 
That actually improves the look of it.
This twelve colleagues thing is hilarious. Does she think she's christ at the last supper?
Who would engineer this non event around choosing from tit clothes and then make a non joke specifying how many people will find it funny?
I can only surmise she is very bored and very lonely.
Plus I agree with previous posters, there's absolutely no way she'd be involved in this tk mr collaboration and not shout it from the rooftops. Her laugh face emoji response to the squiggle ref making assumptions is awful.
More Viv (RIP). This excusing your spending is silly because you can’t remember whether you are on the pov or being successful. Somehow you try to be both.
This could be used in a deep and meaningful piece about the dangers of echo chambers.
Quite. She can't decide between the 'duck you supermarket manager/teacher losers - look how well I'm doing' or 'boo hoo I work onety billion hours a day and still can't pay my rent'.
Deploy Jimmy Nail - TK is too nice to slap her down on Twitter, also she didn’t tag him so he won’t notice so she can make stuff up.
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