Because we were roasting the outfit containing the trousers in the last thread or one before and Jack loves to play peeky mink with us. I donāt care, makes them look more of a twunt in front of the squiggles.Why so much detail about every single item of clothing she's ever worn with those trousers? This is the type of thing that makes me wonder if some of her self diagnoses could be realthen I get the guilts.
Sorry, total downer
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Grunking but I've just read that in the voice of the god that is/was Sid Waddell
(for non-darts fraus, he was a brilliantly funny commentator) x
Exactly this! Jack's a cheeky little wind up merchant. Those traaaazers need burning.
Oh gawd I missed that traazers detail. Ooh she is a wily one indeed. I take it all back, squiggles must wonder what the Jeff is going on
She must be home and sans LJC if sheās playing PeekyMink so obviously with us at nearly midnight. Someone is annoyed their partner has to work/sleep methinks.
same with Wiggles being outed as SBās cake. Somebody has been on a grunka.
ETA to be fair Jack might have wanted to see the lambs. The lambs are fab.
ETA to be fair Jack might have wanted to see the lambs. The lambs are fab.
The first set of traaazers shown are Vivienne Westwood! Now we know, what Viv would have wanted was to upset the Old Chief.
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Looks like she's latching on to Harry Styles at the moment. But yeah, once again with the massive stereotypes about what 'gay' looks like
Why am I reminded of Colin Hunt from The Fast Show?
Mermaid Jack incomingLooks like she's latching on to Harry Styles at the moment. But yeah, once again with the massive stereotypes about what 'gay' looks like
ā...Looking busy is my favourite vibe.ā You bleeping donkey Jack. Looking forward to your forensic hot take on the recent conviction of Chauvin in the USA whenever you remember that BLM. (Hey Jack, where are the monetised white as mayo receipts?)
I really thought we were at the stage where anyone can dress how they please and not have to label their dress sense āgayā. Sorry if my anger is misdirected, I agree with Will Youngās recent rage at a judge on Jackās fave show This Is My House about which contestant seemed the least gay.
Is there anything Marcus CANāT do? I feel like every time I see his name, heās doing something else. Heās the Bake Off formula but for good causes.
Havenāt been able to grunk everything but hereās my chance to say, āIām not Jack!ā mālord. Weāre the same age but I love feeding my kid good food and have been lucky enough to get jobs based on the skills Iāve worked hard to learn.
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because āducking donkeyā aināt it.
I really thought we were at the stage where anyone can dress how they please and not have to label their dress sense āgayā. Sorry if my anger is misdirected, I agree with Will Youngās recent rage at a judge on Jackās fave show This Is My House about which contestant seemed the least gay.
Is there anything Marcus CANāT do? I feel like every time I see his name, heās doing something else. Heās the Bake Off formula but for good causes.
Havenāt been able to grunk everything but hereās my chance to say, āIām not Jack!ā mālord. Weāre the same age but I love feeding my kid good food and have been lucky enough to get jobs based on the skills Iāve worked hard to learn.
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because āducking donkeyā aināt it.
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Sheās only had 6 or 7 books hasnāt she? So theoretically thatās a house full of IKEA, a wardrobe full of Primark and a face untouched by cosmetic practitioners, plus 7 luxury items.
Wonder whichPatreon month book advance the SMEG fridge thatās bigger than my entire kitchen was purchased with?
Wonder which
Because Jacks entire kerazy schtick is as lame as him? Also he uses an awful tie and naff glasses as his personality
Reminds me a bit of a more extreme version of this album cover:Looks like she's latching on to Harry Styles at the moment. But yeah, once again with the massive stereotypes about what 'gay' looks like
Although Jack is less straight than KT Tunstall, at least.
Magenta cords? Have a bleeping word.
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Whilst Marcus is booked & busy making a difference with businesses Jack has publicly disgraced herself out of work with, Jack really is RTing random 
trying to look vaguely influential in this space & playing hideous dress up with internet strangers, leaving breadcrumbs for tattle to think sheās got future work and/or mates. Weāre not the thick ones hun.
Hate to mention it again but with 3k units sold canāt imagine the next book advance will even cover dinner for two at the Groucho.
trying to look vaguely influential in this space & playing hideous dress up with internet strangers, leaving breadcrumbs for tattle to think sheās got future work and/or mates. Weāre not the thick ones hun.Hate to mention it again but with 3k units sold canāt imagine the next book advance will even cover dinner for two at the Groucho.
This had me dead. She's an absolute whopper, she's genuinely making Tattle her personality now and making fun of herself which is a good thing I suppose! Right?!
I can't wait for the pics from this doo
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