Any image of roasted pork belly that I google looks better!
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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Imagine when we are in prison and the Frauen would be on rotating kitchen service duty... the food we would get!!
Like duck she did not test that pork belly roast two or three times. (And Lord Jesus Christ if that's the best out of three!)
Ooh i dunno... i reckon she tested it 3 times on the same piece of pork
@ScamSandwich I wouldn't mind prison with mein Frauen! As long as we could all bring our pets, we'd be in good company. Lmao. You guys can probably tell I'm annoyed with MC Dad today if I'm wishing for prison time. If he's not careful I'll bloody feed him some Jackslop.
Just in case any of our vegan Frauen and Herren are feeling left out...
Jack claims it's just as good as the real thing. Having now seen her pork belly, I believe her.
Jack claims it's just as good as the real thing. Having now seen her pork belly, I believe her.
I tried to watch along again, lasted 11 minutes until she was going "scamper over" and grab the plate and I was out. It just all felt very awkward, lots of pauses and silence. I'm going to go watch a Bosh YouTube video to remind myself of energetic food loving recipes lol.
Nice, squiggle, will the shark bite?
She sounds like a nuisance call!
I have typed thank(space)you and I’m BUSY! At work, Fortunately I didn’t sendI almost used Louisa J Christ in actual speech this morning, caught myself just in time.Jack is pervading my consciousness
That looks rank
. Wtf is it made from??Oh and Jack - "I promise to keep your email safe" on the end of an Instagram post, is not a privacy policy, FYI
.ETA - looked it up, it's jackfruit again, in lots of brown sugar and treacle, topped with garlic jelly made with soya milk
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What the hecking heck is that swooshing noise in the background?
As for the "vegan pork", it looks like something my Granddad used to cough up. He had silicosis from working down the mines, huge gobs full of phlegm.
. Sorry to anyone still eating lunch.
I have a vegan friend who has made things and always declares they are ‘just like the real thing’. Nope.
I'm still waiting for the illusive vegan pulled pork recipe . I love the story about the "fancy tv corporation dinner" it reads like something a child would write
Eww bleeping hell, what is that? (My salad with a chicken hat wants to come back up and say hello
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So by for a TV company, does she mean for LJC and potentially a colleague of LJCs?
I’m more shocked that Veganish only came out December 2019? And 4 months later she’s grating corned beef on TV? Great advertising
Pork would be my specialist subject on Mastermind. So to see the monstrosities Jack Monroe is serving up (and WTF is that vegan version?) AND she's getting paid for it, is killing me.
Ah that makes sense! I was going to have a moan again about how she keeps getting these opportunities when she’s a terrible writer, an atrocious cook and not a nice person but I feel better knowing that’s how this came about
I love it when she says you cook the onions for a few minutes to take off the "acerbic edge". Onions are "acerbic", really?
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