Remember she doesn’t eat pork so she hasn’t even eaten that monstrosity. More fool the squigs who do.
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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Since when? She never tests stuff and boasts about it
Entirely dependant on what mood she's in, eh.
I used to admin a really popular (60,000+ ) heavy music page on FB and I was always so tempted to be a smartarse to people but you just can't if you want to keep the site professional. She can't control her moodiness at all.
PS I was an hole if warranted but most of the time I bit my virtual tongue.
Apologies if this is reshashing something from either earlier in the thread [or a previous one] but seeing the Delmonte Europe insta that has they shite looking cinnamon buns not only be a direct copy from a recipe in Wise Living Magazine, but the same errors - I am positively tickled.
DED. This has really given me the giggles and I have a zoom meeting in a minute
I didn't bother checking the thread is morning because i couldn't deal with anymore bin chat but now i've missed what looks like a good chaos 
HOW ARE YOU ALL READING THE RECIPE?! I feel like you are all communicating subliminally?!
Also good to know if you put stuff on top of stuff you can call it a hat. Ergo, I'm having toast with an avocado hat for lunch today.
HOW ARE YOU ALL READING THE RECIPE?! I feel like you are all communicating subliminally?!Also good to know if you put stuff on top of stuff you can call it a hat. Ergo, I'm having toast with an avocado hat for lunch today.
God her pork belly looks dire. Super close up as not to 
myself, but here's one I made earlier (with wilted greens and salsa verde):
myself, but here's one I made earlier (with wilted greens and salsa verde):
I missed it too! I think Poca removed it. Enjoy your hatI didn't bother checking the thread is morning because i couldn't deal with anymore bin chat but now i've missed what looks like a good chaos
Also good to know if you put stuff on top of stuff you can call it a hat. Ergo, I'm having toast with an avocado hat for lunch today.
Louisa J Christ that is a delicious looking piece of pork! The crackling!God her pork belly looks dire. Super close up as not to
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Ah see Blurst you've gotta take the rough with the smooth, if you'd powered through the bin chat you'd have caught the chaos!I didn't bother checking the thread is morning because i couldn't deal with anymore bin chat but now i've missed what looks like a good chaos
Also good to know if you put stuff on top of stuff you can call it a hat. Ergo, I'm having toast with an avocado hat for lunch today.
I'm having salad with a prawn hat today
I have had beans (not rinsed) on toast with a cheese hat.
Everyone loves a subtle word game.
I would have said you had toast with a beans hat and a cheese feather.
M'lady bot would say he's having toast with a bean fedora
(sorry I'll never mention him again I promise!)
Popping in from the Food and Drink thread to report Frau Vivienne Squiggle has just delivered her twins Little video over on the other thread, but here's a pic.
Little video over on the other thread, but here's a pic.
Dammit, you're not Nadiya after all! My theory is defeated!God her pork belly looks dire. Super close up as not to
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That looks amazing. Can you be in charge of catering our cabal meet-up, please?
I almost used Louisa J Christ in actual speech this morning, caught myself just in time.
Jack is pervading my consciousness 
Vlad is off again.....
Baby squiggles!Popping in from the Food and Drink thread to report Frau Vivienne Squiggle has just delivered her twins
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She misspelled 'infected cat anus'
Also despite me spending most of my days on this bin-day thread, I totally failed to put either of mine out.
Ours alternate black and blue, we are allowed a max two black bins and I got one for free after I rang the council to complain one of mine had been stolen and they told me to pay thirty quid as I'd had a replacement a few years back. I said 'so it would be better for me to just continue the bin-thieving game?' and she said absolutely yes it would but please don't take that as approval. I thanked her and hung up.
Bin arrived the next morning.
Bin arrived the next morning.
Yes that was boring. I make no apologies because Jack is worse.
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