WHAT IS A TILE?
(is the granola done yet?)
(is the granola done yet?)
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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Product is then too far away to be found.
Product is accidentally found weeks later.
Sounds like a great plot outline for an ad to me. It clearly highlights the uses and benefits of the product.
Product that is supposed to stick to belongings for tracking falls off without the owner noticing.
Product is then too far away to be found.
Product is accidentally found weeks later.
Sounds like a great plot outline for an ad to me. It clearly highlights the uses and benefits of the product.
Nice to see our smol ickle pixie join Sam smith and Harry styles being nominated LGBT awards, oh wait......
no doubt she’s behind the scenes
no doubt she’s behind the scenes
I think we don't have enough discussions about the dark sides of recent tech developments regarding the internet of things and all the way we can now monitor ourselves and each other. I am no tin foil hat type at all, but I know stories of people in abusive relationships that have their partner control the heating in their properties remotely, for example. Tracking tech in the hands of a controlong partner can be so harmful as well.
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Buy a Tile and you too could be scrabbling around on a dirty train floor!L
Product that is supposed to stick to belongings for tracking falls off without the owner noticing.
Product is then too far away to be found.
Product is accidentally found weeks later.
Sounds like a great plot outline for an ad to me. It clearly highlights the uses and benefits of the product.
Absolutely shaken that you get a scented bin liner EVERY DAY
Here we have two to three bin days a week, with separate days for the garden waste and food waste. I don't get too excited about bins, but I love a trip to the recycling centre/skip! Me and the man work very well together there, and we bond over judging other people ( though never judge their looks or what they are binning, only their behaviour when they are being annoying. To be honest, whenever we are at the supermarket we do the same ).
).I agree. I also find products are often created for problems that don't really exist or offer only a very slight improvement on no-tech solutions, but come with a huge invasion of privacy.
It must be quite a problem surely? There's so many free to use tracking apps for phones now too. I use one on my eldest's phone, and it's actually designed for the whole family to use, so everyone can see each other's whereabouts. We don't use it like that, it's just me and him set up on it, but something like that, meant for safety, must be abused in some households
.Granola is in the queue behind the veganised recipes and the Patreon postcards. Busy Jack is currently away.
Edit: Forgot about the book deadline, that’s there somewhere.
Tile aren’t trackers, they only work in a 400ft vicinity. They are literally there to ring to find something. So no idea why you would attach one to a phone; you can ring it to find it or keys...just put them back in the hook or in your bag-same for a wallet.
However if you have a couple of things that can be hard to find (
) they are really useful!Although I do agree with everything everyone has said about technology being invented to solve problems that didn’t really exist which then mean you surrender privacy! It is incredible how quickly we have got used to signing up to things that track us. (Aware of the irony of writing this on an ipad!)
The reason we have a Chipolo (cheaper version of Tile) is because on a recent trip to the tip, boyfriend threw our only car key into a skip.Here we have two to three bin days a week, with separate days for the garden waste and food waste. I don't get too excited about bins, but I love a trip to the recycling centre/skip! Me and the man work very well together there, and we bond over judging other people ( though never judge their looks or what they are binning, only their behaviour when they are being annoying. To be honest, whenever we are at the supermarket we do the same
Surely a Tile is the digital equivalent to those old keyrings that you clapped to get them to whistle at you when lost. Ergh, I bet she is sat at home (where ever that is now!) sniggering at her 'amazing' story telling skills and texting all her friends about her freebie.Tile aren’t trackers, they only work in a 400ft vicinity. They are literally there to ring to find something. So no idea why you would attach one to a phone; you can ring it to find it or keys...just put them back in the hook or in your bag-same for a wallet.
However if you have a couple of things that can be hard to find (
Although I do agree with everything everyone has said about technology being invented to solve problems that didn’t really exist which then mean you surrender privacy! It is incredible how quickly we have got used to signing up to things that track us. (Aware of the irony of writing this on an ipad!)
Jack, please do a chaos, you're being dull.
Well it’s live week for those who want to watch along.
I love Matt cradling his own forearms lovingly. No double denim (I imagine wardrobe said no) and her hair looks nice. The hilarious jokey thing is inappropriate ‘now you’ve stopped talking’. Matt is being nice but frankly, she’s been on TV for nearly a decade and if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work (and this is with clips of Nadia in the middle who has been doing it a much shorter time).
The lasagne makes an appearance, it’s as bad as you remember. The blitzed mushrooms give me the heaves, and I like mushrooms. The sauce, oh the sauce. It must taste like raw bleeping flour. She also puts a pathetic amount on the lasagne.
why the duck would you put stuffing on top of a lasagne as well, that sounds terrible.
the ‘one and done’ comment happens as well. It’s shows Jack....
I love Matt cradling his own forearms lovingly. No double denim (I imagine wardrobe said no) and her hair looks nice. The hilarious jokey thing is inappropriate ‘now you’ve stopped talking’. Matt is being nice but frankly, she’s been on TV for nearly a decade and if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work (and this is with clips of Nadia in the middle who has been doing it a much shorter time).
The lasagne makes an appearance, it’s as bad as you remember. The blitzed mushrooms give me the heaves, and I like mushrooms. The sauce, oh the sauce. It must taste like raw bleeping flour. She also puts a pathetic amount on the lasagne.
why the duck would you put stuffing on top of a lasagne as well, that sounds terrible.
the ‘one and done’ comment happens as well. It’s shows Jack....
I thought the same, say my phone falls out my pocket or bag, does that mean the tracking thing will just fall off? That doesn’t seem useful
Not a remotely amusing topic but the advert has me HOOTING all the same.
Do come along, Vlad, you must spell check.
Wome.
Do come along, Vlad, you must spell check.
Wome.
U WOT M8? #professional way to correct mistake.
so in other words, I’ve promised many of you the recipes for my latest ‘creations’ but you’re getting duck all until I do the more lucrative gigs
incorrect, she has zero friends
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