What is this thing? I am but a simple pirate.
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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What is this thing? I am but a simple pirate.
Oh lovely we haven’t had a train story for a while!
*waves back to smol neckbeard*
How’s the wifi in Jack’s arse?
Do we think Jack is in the exact same seat in the exact same carriage of the exact same train because autism or ADHD or arthritis?
we need that eye roll emoji.
Pissing cash away now, but no doubt whining about being skint soon
I had to Google. It's a phone finding thing.
That's as far as I got with my research.
Ffs. No doubt came right off first try but we'll humour them and let them 'try everything' before the inevitable victory, all about the content babes.
So they lost something that allows you to find lost things. Smol Pixie maverick genius right there.
I’m so grossed out that she’s doing this all without sanitiser.
Maybe if she spent more time trying to shift it rather than breathlessly tweeting every moment, she might have a better shot of retrieving it.
Why would you want to scrape anything off the floor in the middle of a pandemic?! Also, good to know now it’s clear Jack was lying about always carrying a knife, surely that would have brought a swift end to this tit version of the Sword In the Stone.
I had a look at the list of things that are great about autism that Jack retweeted. One of them is: I don't need loads of people around me all the time. Um...
I feel lucky that the internet was a very different place when I was a teenager, or I would have merrily self-diagnosed every condition under the sun until I had a list longer than Jack's!
I feel lucky that the internet was a very different place when I was a teenager, or I would have merrily self-diagnosed every condition under the sun until I had a list longer than Jack's!
another “completed it mate” Twitter thread. Also, in 2021 who the duck gets on a train with NO HAND SANITISER. I’m scandalised! Her hands! The germs!
You have deoderant but no sanitiser? Priorities, Jack!
What’s the betting she purposely removed the whatever-the-duck-it-is she’s trying to scrape up deliberately as she boarded the train tonight, just so she could manufacture a kooky Twitter moment.
I don’t understand why the tile thing isn’t coming away from the floor. Is it like the world’s strongest magnet or something? Shame the bodybuilding pescatarian has not been able to budge it. The kick needs to be deployed.
I know we’re in the middle of a chaos, but I’ve just been reliving Jack’s night at the LGBT awards in 2016. Starts the evening in somewhat of a take on an 80s trader, then off comes the cravat and the good time roll!!
Can not WAIT for awards season to start again. Jack’s outfits never fail to disappoint.
Can not WAIT for awards season to start again. Jack’s outfits never fail to disappoint.
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