Smack of white pepper? Not #POBP
... then again pepper is pepper
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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... then again pepper is pepper
The Venn diagram of smolguys and Jack’s fans is a circle. Just a circle, drawn around the pair of them
I really hope she reads the Nigella piece. It gives some very handy tips about how to develop and write recipes. Although astoundingly it doesnt seem like Nigella has skillz like Jack that enable her to just make something once and it is instantly, cookbook ready.It's years since I read a paper copy of The Observer, but from the website it looks like they published the 20th anniversary edition of the monthly Food magazine without mentioning Jack once. They went through their greatest hits, including THAT MAN and his activismbut no Jack, and I'm sure they had a feature about her when she was flavour of the month at The Guardian. I think this is why Jack is hyper today, and all over poor Jay Rayner (he didn't mention her either in his article about cookbooks
Ahem
@traumatised sideboard already did two cheeks of the same arsebot. They’ve all got round heads.
[for the first time ever & now it’s allowed went on proper hill walk with Mr v, we ‘got lost 
’ and had to slide like lady below under a barb wire fence 
]
’ and had to slide like lady below under a barb wire fence ]
Squigglebot chat is giving me the cringe. Nobody is interested plz go awayOmg look how low down that wheely chair is too
Can we... cockify him?I say squiggle M’Lady Sadbot. Don’t give him the free publicity. Waves
I don’t think it will go down well in court Jack that you say we are bullying you but then you reference us on your Twitter feed will it?
Don’t spoil it for us, we have outfits to plan. I might go as a squiggle. I’m only smol so it will be almost floor length on me.
Don’t spoil it for us, we have outfits to plan. I might go as a squiggle. I’m only smol so it will be almost floor length on me.
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smol cockify?Can we... cockify him?
Blocking out the horrendous hair if you can, her face looks so much more naturally pretty than now with the fillers around her lips and nose.
Oh, and I'm not Jack; my sideboard is built in, I don't have any adenoids, and I prefer Garden Trading and auctions to Cotswold Co. I do have tattoos but they're by good artists and have even been in tattoo magazines
. I can deploy several doggos and cattos for you though with plenty of floof (which gathers in tumbleweed dust dinos in the corners of rooms).
This exchange is everything. A queen always recognises another queen. Best National Trifle Day ever!
Quite. In such a jocular fashion too.
I'm surprised her very busy lawyer wouldn't advise her of this. Lots of '!!!' and 
don't really imply trauma through trolling.
I'm assuming the cold water therapy, ice baths and barefoot jaunts in the snow have now been binned then FrostyJack?
Yeah? Cooooool.
I hear ya. If you / collective we weren't on here or not following her on twitter we wouldn't even know about the updated bio. It's another bandwagon of hers and I refuse to pander to it. If it is an issue then I'm happy to opt out of this until she changes her preferences again.
GLADLYCan we... cockify him?
Please. Just. duck. Off.
What has she done to her ear? Is she wearing a hearing aid?
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Baes for days. Literally. Days. Two max.omg, in all the times I've seen that pic before, how have I never noticed "baes for days" till now!
just when I thought they could never make me cringe any harder after the smol desk pic!
Instead of squiggling him, can we arsebot him?
She needs to teach herself first!
The ear is always the victim of FaceTune, it’s kind of like the Picture of Dorian Grey area of the face
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