Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop

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girolle

girolle

Grunk'd the thread on the train home (but wasn't logged in so couldn't like/react etc any of the cabal's comments!) OMG I only just noticed how ridiculous the work experience/table photo is. Also lol at m'lady bot reading here because he is irked that we think he's a wet flannel.
 
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colouredlines

colouredlines

I'm torn because Neckbeardbot is such an easy and fertile target for humour, but I really don't want to give him anecdote fodder for whenever gaming conventions start happening again. Cockification is probably the way forward!
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

TurnedUpInTipp

traumatised sideboard said:
You can say squiggle as much as you like, Jack, you still can't sit with us, especially if you're going to roll up in your own chair all Quasimodoed with your knees up to your ears. The more I look at the Work Experience Jack photo, the more absurd it gets. The proportions are just so bizarre. Like the wainscoting in the background looks like it should be at around hip height but their head is clearly below it when sat down and that table is so tiny. What is this? A table for ants?

I wish they'd go and get that desperation undercut sorted too. I think it actually suits them but right now they look like a proper scruff.
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The 'Hunch'back of Sloptra Dame
 
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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

colouredlines said:
I'm torn because Neckbeardbot is such an easy and fertile target for humour, but I really don't want to give him anecdote fodder for whenever gaming conventions start happening again. Cockification is probably the way forward!
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Jack only replied to him because we guilted them into it here!
 
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ReginaPhalangee

ReginaPhalangee

Miss Anne Thrope said:
Morning, @Harrybosch, morning fraus unt herren - the the fox thing is about a blue ticker that Jack is sucking up to, Jo Maugham QC.

www.theguardian.com

Jolyon Maugham will not be prosecuted for clubbing fox to death

Lawyer had tweeted about killing animal while wearing wife’s kimono on Boxing Day
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On a grunk, as always. duck this guy, no wonder Jack is sucking up to him on Twitter, knobs of a feather and all that.
Also, am not Jack. Jack’s a knob. I’m not a knob.
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

I know I'm going way back in Jack-time here (yesterday, I think) but the old 'my blue tick and follower count don't pay the bills' schtick really grates my spam. Of course it pays the bills. Without them, you wouldn't get hired for those big brand collab deals, or in fact, hired for anything at all Jack. What planet are you actually living on?
 
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