I think he's never had so much attention in his life. Especially from middle-aged women.
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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It's the top lip I can't unsee. Has Jack been eating Pringles again? (or swelling from dental treatment) hmmmmm
There you go, happy to dance to your tune, Jack and Robot man.
Facetune?
He's really hitching his wagon to the brand-destroyer isn't he 
poor soul
poor soulYou know what? I believe it was me who first said squiggle, so you have your lols with it Jack. I stopped squiggling Smol Robots man because he has a relatively large following and he is somewhat of a ‘character’ in Jack’s life. But if he takes such objection to Jack’s ‘readers’ being obscured for their own privacy on this mendacious bullying site then I’ll resume squiggling him. Dickheads, the pair of them.
Jack is well within the average height range.
But I dont think someone with severe arthritis (or anyone else) should position their hands like that to use a computer. Hands should be slightly above the keyboard to avoid putting strain on wrists.
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Is admitting that you obsessively read a thread which only mentions you tangentially (and also that you remain unswayed that someone you apparently idolise is quite evidently an incurable and compulsive liar - we have RECEIPTS) that much of a flex? Seems tragic to me. SmolJemble is telling on himself, m’lady.
At least Jack is actually the main topic of the thread and fully expected - as a narcissist - to read here.
At least Jack is actually the main topic of the thread and fully expected - as a narcissist - to read here.
I say squiggle M’Lady Sadbot. Don’t give him the free publicity. Waves 
Birds of a feather stick together. I personally would be embarrassed to publicly moan on social media when Patron followers drop off in a global recession and pandemic but hey entitled grifters gon' grift.
It's tragic that this is probably the best PR he's had in a while.
It's tragic that this is probably the best PR he's had in a while.
Don't forget the tiny ickle hands with super small ring size.
Except they are also gnarly and huge and filthy because ARTHRITIS!
You can say squiggle as much as you like, Jack, you still can't sit with us, especially if you're going to roll up in your own chair all Quasimodoed with your knees up to your ears. The more I look at the Work Experience Jack photo, the more absurd it gets. The proportions are just so bizarre. Like the wainscoting in the background looks like it should be at around hip height but their head is clearly below it when sat down and that table is so tiny. What is this? A table for ants?
I wish they'd go and get that desperation undercut sorted too. I think it actually suits them but right now they look like a proper scruff.
I wish they'd go and get that desperation undercut sorted too. I think it actually suits them but right now they look like a proper scruff.
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You say this like he's getting plenty of attention from young women. Methinks not, m'lady!
This is a great exchange though. Which is it, Jack: a group of mendacious trolls are ruining your life, destroying your relationships and sabotaging your career to the point that you're living in fear and threatening legal action...or you're LOLing at Tattle with your pal Fedorabot? Because you really can't have it both ways.
I love how obsessesd they both are with these threads
The 'like I do' in the caption of the draught excluder pic has really irked me for some reason. Jack's mum can't just feel the cold, it always has to be related back to Jack. It's a nice gift and something my own mum would love (more so if it was a dog) - you're going to get the engagement and people praising you for that on its own, but of course everything has to go back to the smol pixie and how hard it is for them.
Twats the pair of them.
If he really wants to do a tedious bot using language used here a lot about Jack just do InsufferableLyingCuntbot and have done with it.
As @colouredlines says all this giggling and teeheeing about here rather puts paid to any accusations of trauma for future court cases.
And agree with either squiggling the tragic creepy tosspot or just allude to him in the same way as The Trifle Defender (though she is obviously marvellous).
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