I think the word 'deep clean' for Jack means that she stacks some crap on top of more crap, takes a photo of it for the squiggles, posts it on Twitter and sits about for the next few days doing feck all.
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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I now just imagine Marcus Wareing eating a particularly bad dish on MasterChef
Whilst wearing these!I now just imagine Marcus Wareing eating a particularly bad dish on MasterChef
I've just read some comments on the new super League on a newspaper site. It made me realise that squigs whether hers or general are basically just weird mouth pieces one squig in the paper in response to the super League actually says and I quote "attack Brussels now" I mean wtf.
I will no longer ( not that I did) base any legitimate knowledge or intelligence on anything that squigs say in future they are basically weird dumb robots. In my opinion of course.
I will no longer ( not that I did) base any legitimate knowledge or intelligence on anything that squigs say in future they are basically weird dumb robots. In my opinion of course.
She shrieked and clawed at the floor.Because despite knowing the exact trajectory of the fall and the leverage required for it to come off, (Pythagorean) she can’t possibly have noticed as it was such a surprise when she saw it again... Did she do a little shriek I wonder?
Smells like a quagmireYeahhhhhhh, your slop is so dire
Welcome to my Ted Talk. It’s important to write properly if you are writing for a wide audience, even if you have ADHD, so that people with barriers to learning can understand. Whatever you hate about JK Rowling, she writes very ‘cleanly’ and is popular with dyslexic kids for being accessible. Neuro diverse people often struggle with many of the issues below (next slide please) even if they are only diagnosed with one of the conditions. It is not inclusive to encourage people to write in a maverick way. Thank (space) you.
Aww, it’s Jack’s granda, the great Jack O’Monroe “now we’re suckin’ slop”
And I doubt they want to be associated with people having to pry so hard at one that has come loose they break nails. On a train floor in a pandemic.
The story of the stolen blower has the happy ending feel good vibes, Jack’s is just disgusting.
At least they called it a ‘story’.
Thread nomination. I know it’s early..
The fish people be like - "we've been left holding a sprat when we should have landed a mackerel"
Jack be like -
I’d rather be sucking diesel than self love stew!
YES! Perfect!I now just imagine Marcus Wareing eating a particularly bad dish on MasterChef
Me, to Northern Irish Jack:
Easy! I think we are close to a LOD chaos..
Exclusive pic of the Scottish reporters reading Jack’s feed.
To misquote the wonderful Marianne Elliott-Said, (Poly Styrene) who I truly hope is resting in peace.
She's a germ free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
She cleans her kitchen "12 times a day"
Scrub away, scrub away, scrub away
The J M way.
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