Haha! Was just about to type this myself. I could prove that I'm not Jack by the fact that I've been veggie for over a decade and, in that time, not one morsel of cheap, wet yellow-stickered ham has passed my lips!I'm not Jack either. I can cook.
Edit to add nor do I look like Rick from the Young Ones
Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea
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(No, I never grew out of toilet humour.)
I also am not Jack. I have never had to visit A&E with any tap related injuries (yet) but did visit due to a burnt eyeball!
I've just seen this and thought it reminded me of a certain someone....
I'm not Jack as my budget stretches to butter and I cook edible meals
Anyone else getting existential and thinking... tit... am I Jack? I bleeping wish I could sit on twitter all day and get paid for it
That was one of my favourite “WTF” moments here. The way the cabbie just casually joined in a chat about how long we’d all been posting here, dropped this epic story, a few more comments, and then was never heard from again.
It starts here if anyone missed it. I thought it was ages ago but it was only last month!
Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate
No, I don't think Jack is banned. Louisa Compton was banned, though 🙃 is that Louisa Compton Head of Channel 4 News, Brexit Tin Thief and Cushion Refusenik?
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Yes it’s well know Jack reads here. They used to say a friend read it for them, then Jack joined us properly in thread 31. Since then their tweets have made it very obvious they still keep up to date with us here!
I’ve never really suspected a specific user to be Jack, though it wouldn’t surprise me if one was.
Sleuthing to say I'm not Jack , or delurking indeed, I made tomato sauce for my spaghetti with oregano and didn't just grab the first green herb in the cupboard ( mint!). Am shocked there is no tweeting of Royal funeral which was just like her granddad because of that one hymn everyone knows
Yup long Covid isn’t good, housebound and unable to work, can’t speak, thanks to Jack I realise I can make an income from grifting on the internet. Send cash-o’s.
you all know I'm not jack cos I showed you my bunny bum colour hair
I'm not Jack, I just made a buttercream filling for my son's chocolate birthday cake
If they say Viggle - it’s on
edit cos don’t want to misgender even tho they are a twit
I’m caught up, don’t think I missed a full chaos. I’m certainly not Jack, there was someone who posted on thread 1 or two about being a small time food blogger.... I was wondering who that was as I think they stopped posting
Haven't a lot of people been caught out because their Tweet timings line up with post times? Someone check cos I'M BUSY.That was one of my favourite “WTF” moments here. The way the cabbie just casually joined in a chat about how long we’d all been posting here, dropped this epic story, a few more comments, and then was never heard from again.
It starts here if anyone missed it. I thought it was ages ago but it was only last month!
Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate
No, I don't think Jack is banned. Louisa Compton was banned, though 🙃 is that Louisa Compton Head of Channel 4 News, Brexit Tin Thief and Cushion Refusenik?tattle.life
Yeah, I think it's just sad if nothing else that you'd join in on a gossip forum about yourself. I've always been a terrible gossip in real life as I just love to have a natter about what other people are doing and see what other people are thinking about things. Could I say that, were I in Jack's position, I wouldn't read here? I don't know. But I do know that I'd never go 'undercover'. From a pseudopsychological stance, maybe it's an attempt to gain some kind of control by setting the tone of the 'negative conversations' that concern her.
I wish I was the trifle defender just cos trifle defender is my new fave superhero and should definitely join the marvel universe. Hope she takes this nickname in the spirit it is intended.
I’m not Jack either. I can cook, afford butter, do not sit on my cotwold sideboard (singular) - NOTHING sits on the sideboard, the children are fenced off.
I’m not Jack either. I can cook, afford butter, do not sit on my cotwold sideboard (singular) - NOTHING sits on the sideboard, the children are fenced off.
I'm not Jack, I'd hate to know what people really think of me! And I like roundabouts.
I’m nosey fucker so sorry in advance but, can’t speak?? tit. Voice has gone or the it hurts too much in some way..? Sounds awful
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