Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea

[Malkiavelli]

She's 100% here under another name.

If I could be bothered (I can't), I'm sure we could work out which user is Jack.

Please do it

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She's 100% here under another name.

If I could be bothered (I can't), I'm sure we could work out which user is Jack.

I think Jack is one (or more) of the users who comes on, posts obsessively for half a day then you don’t see them again. I bet they’re active in other threads too, like the hypocrite they are.

I am too far north to be Jack, Jack couldn’t cope with Blackpool

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'm not Jack. I can prove it Go on, ask me what marauding means.

 

[kachoochoo]

if they're trying to get pally with jolyon maugham, the hose-eating fox might need to be on the lookout

 

[Sideboard Bob]

but from what I’ve seen, the posters on this thread are all very measured, compassionate and empathetic. Would this mean Jack is either successfully playing the role of a decent person on here, or is actually a decent person and her knobhead Twitter persona is an elaborate act?!!

bleeping exhausting either way but would help to explain NOT GETTING ON WITH HER ACTUAL WORK

Now this is my kind of conspiracy!!! I think they definitely lurk here, but it’s blowing my mind that maybe they have an account here. I am not Jack. Until these threads I didn’t really know what a sideboard actually is.

 

[Emmapism]

I'm gonna think of this like Guess Who and eliminate everyone who has a sense of humour/is funny

 

[NomDeGuerre]

If Mom IS on here, I must remember to ask her if I may draw her garden.

 

[Malkiavelli]

I bet they’re active in other threads too, like the hypocrite they are.

Never considered this before but is exactly how it probably is, paying out people she hates on the sly before doing one of her big victimhood rants on Twitter

 

[Jelly Bean]

Smug yet coy social experiment Jack is surely one of the most tedious iterations of all the Jacks.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

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Just keep digging, just keep digging...

This'll be good when he starts finding everything Jack has posted about him online

 

[Mitzymooface]

I’m not a cat, but I’m not Jack either.

 

[Malkiavelli]

And bloody hell, if she has used the word squiggle so much that it is saved on her phone, perhaps that even means that she’s joined in with the derogatory comments and shaming of her own followers...

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

duck me, someone's woken up from their dinosaur nap.

She's really on an upswing high isn't she. Oh god, probably chaos Sunday coming...

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yeah, whatever did happen to the late night taxi driving insider who said Jack was definitely on the spectrum and delivered mystery Xmas eve doorstep gifts?

 

[Mr Krabs]

I’m not Jack. I bought some butter earlier.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Oh right yeah, I’m not Jack, obviously. I understand empathy, also I actually have long Covid.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

I’m not Jack. I bought some butter earlier.

I'm not Jack either. I can cook.
Edit to add nor do I look like Rick from the Young Ones

 

[colouredlines]

I confess, I'm Jack. Now shall I do an AMA, or will you PLEASE let me go for a piss and a sandwich?!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Please do it

I am far too busy working 100 hours a week and doing experiments on Twitter for that kind of tomfoolery thankyou very much @Malkiavelli much @Malkiavelli

 

[Malkiavelli]

Oh right yeah, I’m not Jack, obviously. I understand empathy, also I actually have long Covid.

Wanted to press the laugh button but then realised, long covid isn’t good, tit. If true, all the best with that..