Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea

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Professor Slop

Flying monkeys were released on the questioning squiggle. Their profile now won't load so not sure if deactivated or twitter glitch.
 
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Lanie

Professor Slop said:
Flying monkeys were released on the questioning squiggle. Their profile now won't load so not sure if deactivated or twitter glitch.
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It's pathetic that they rely on their fanatics to fight their corner. They should ask them kindly to stand down and let them deal with them. That way it can't be don't as un professionally as possible. As it is indeed their work page.
 
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waffle maker

nissigossips said:
OH MY GOD I've just got to the bit where she turns up on tattle??? Got thread #31 open in another tab, looking forwards to what I assume will be a wild ride
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Other recent highlights are when she illegally got a GoHenry account and when 500+ members of Tattle were basically the only audience on a del monte Instagram live. It was also good when she was at war with all vegans on Linda Macrtney’s social media pages, and when she dressed up as Mary Poppins, and also went for fish and chips whilst being riddled with long Covid.
 
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bowiethesdmn

I love that the only discernable effect the attention-grabbing tweet seems to have had so far has been annoying the squiggle who saw right through the 'hunch' and then bringing us a new member of the cabal. I feel like we should be using Jack as a brand ambassador at this point, they've done more for us than they've done for Del Monte.

Orphan_Black said:
https://giphy.com/xT39D7IDABEaI8khZm
Jack vibes all the way down.
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Fuck I was just gonna post saying this thread is keeping me entertained while I'm being emotionally neglected by my colleagues who are actually doing work but I'm just gonna Whatsapp them that gif instead
 
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Lanie

Hwy
Hey guys imagine if this twitter glitch is forever. How will they cope without their

Dear diary moments.
 
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Mr Krabs

Aww, I love the new members. Once you've been reading Jack threads for more than two weeks you're like:



I can tell that Twitter is down because a friend of mine who is a blue ticker/complete addict actually sent me a whatsapp message during daylight hours. Obviously missing the attention and interaction. Twitter is a sickness.
 
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nightfeedz

Lanie said:
Hwy

Hey guys imagine if this twitter glitch is forever. How will they cope without their

Dear diary moments.
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Don’t worry, there’s always Instagram for full colour slop pics and exciting brand partnerships.
 
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bowiethesdmn

nightfeedz said:
Please do keep telling us your reactions, I love it and if Jack isn’t able to Twitter chaos we need the entertainment!
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When I was sixteen I was introduced to a girl who would quickly become my best friend and, for a few years, my girlfriend. The link we had in common was a woman basically just like Jack in regards to attention seeking, amateur dramatics, and emotional blackmail. Sixteen years later, when she comes up in conversation one of us will still remark how this woman did at least one good thing in her life by introducing us to each other.

This is how I currently feel about Jack. Jack is horrendous but the cabal is fantastic.
 
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colouredlines

...and that's just the last four months!

Jack has made this pandemic a lot less dull, at least.
 
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LavaFlake

Even the Department of Education/Academy school pile on era was only last weekend!

No wonder she needs dino naps. She's exhausting.
 
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Orphan_Black

feet's.

Oh fuck off with the baby speak, it's not cute, it makes me rile lol!!! I bet she is getting annoyed Twitter is glitching when she should be basking in her glory of attention seeking peak behaviour. She's so narc she's prob thinking it's a direct affront against her, that Twitter just cannot handle all her likes and good vibes
 
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Captainmouse

Or something designer clothes, Cotswold sideboardssssss, hammock, iMac, MacBook, earpodssssss, flower subscription, sleeper trains, trainerssssss. Botox, smeg fridge/freezerssss. She is very fond of multiples, etc etc
 
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Orphan_Black

Captainmouse said:
Or something designer clothes, Cotswold sideboardssssss, hammock, iMac, MacBook, earpodssssss, flower subscription, sleeper trains, trainerssssss. Botox, smeg fridge/freezerssss. She is very fond of multiples, etc etc
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And very fortunate to find so many things in puddles.
 
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Adayinthelife

Her/Their non-binary status and pronouns are cosplay, like her poverty and her autism. It’s all a game designed to gaslight others into thinking we’re doing something ‘wrong’ if we don’t play into it
 
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Captainmouse

Hence 180 threads
 
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