Letās be fair, itās the closest sheās ever likely to get to sitting in a House of Commons.I think Jack's already said that the Compton/Monroe mash-up married name would be .... Common. So Jack can call their forever home 'the House of Common's. Which I guess is what passes for wit chez Jack
Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea
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duck me, imagine being so up your own arse that you actually say something such as a name is common in a snobby sense. I thought they were about equality. What a twit
Found someone passing off one of Jack's recipes as their own.
I genuinely am intrigued by her experiment.
I mean, she didn't answer poor squig's question as to why she was doing her 'experiment'!
I'm intrigued by Jack's definition of the word "shortly" (as used in the sentence "Will delete it shortly", 16 hours ago).
There's a lesson for the social media generation. When you make food preparation and the final result visually interesting, no-one will even care if it's edible.
Jack has just followed .... Russell Brand.
For some reason this really made me laugh. She is about a thousand years too late for everything. Babe, everyone used to follow him, but no more.
If you ādonāt give a titā why bother replying you idiot?
Really makes you despair of the twitter-using human race tbh. 819 new followers on the back of a 'pls like this' tweet.
(Shakes head) āIt wasnāt like that in my day!!ā
I think weāve all been in work/education situations where youāre knocking your pan in and working all the hours...but I donāt know how many people broadcast it unless theyāre looking for āyouāre a hero!ā plaudits
Another breadcrumb there perhaps?
It wasn't so long ago she was declaring that they were good mates, yet Jack-who-lives-on-Twitter only now gives him a follow?
I wonder if Jack thinks they are so famous that a change of the Twitter profile will be noticed instantly, as happens with Greta Thunberg
It also wasn't so long ago that Jack was joining in a twitter pile-on to accuse him of being a sex pest.Another breadcrumb there perhaps?
It wasn't so long ago she was declaring that they were good mates, yet Jack-who-lives-on-Twitter only now gives him a follow?
Maybe she is doing her 12 steps after all, and will be apologising to Comrade Russell for accusing him of shouting, groping, and abandoning her in the rain?
Oh god please donāt let them make a public apology!!! I literally couldnāt cope with that
Her publisher is the Same, when it comes to manuscript delivery dates
I remember reading that Elon Musk works 80-90 hours a week. I canāt believe our poor smol pixie has more to do than one of the worldās richest men.
Iām guessing that 100 hours includes cooking (cos 900 recipes a year), housework, school runs, toilet runs and Twitter arguments.
Iām guessing that 100 hours includes cooking (cos 900 recipes a year), housework, school runs, toilet runs and Twitter arguments.
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