Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes

[LavaFlake]

State of that bleeping kitchen, though . Jack tried to recreate it at some point after moving out

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Honestly looks like the kind of place where you'd get murdered. With all the crockery hanging up as potential weapons of torture.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

State of that bleeping kitchen, though . Jack tried to recreate it at some point after moving out

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Spoilers, Marmalade - SPOILERS!

I feel so grubby just looking at that. Serious ick. I am going to go and cleanse the devil from my soul now.

Pray for me (and Jack's kitchen).

 

[Orphan_Black]

Hold up, I was so distracted by the mess I didn't see the comment, 15 or so other residences? What?

 

[Bobtheknob]

Perhaps she trying to make L jealous. If you don't want me, I will run off with this person. I do kind of get those vibes from her.

I get, "you can't leave me Lord Jesus Christ, I'm ill, very ill, very very ill, very very very ill, very very very very ill........ I'll move in and you can take care of me," vibes from her.

 

[maytoseptember]

The funny thing about Allegra’s kitchen, to me, is it’s exactly the type of kitchen I’d expect Allegra to have. It takes a certain class of posh person to combine affluence and squalor like that

 

[MancBee]

I'm worried for @MancBee, it's like the cutlery drawer vomited all over the kitchen.

Don't worry, I've got three therapists on speed dial.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

"You make my ovaries twitchy" just sounds so yuck. I don't like it when men tell me openly on facebook or in the street I make their dick hard/they want to put a baby inside me (not that I'm on facebook). Or when men I have interacted with would do that. Even taking into account that it can be more intimidating from phyically stronger men compared to women, it feel invasive. And though I think OJ is quite the attention bleep himself, it's weird how she brings in such a personal thing (that on the on hand he put out in the world himself) like the desire to parent to an unrelated tweet, just to make it about her ovaries.

Genenerally I don't think you need to refer to your gonades or genitals when interacting with people. "Looks nice!" would have sufficed if you wanted to compliment the haircut*.

*I know it wasn't a compliment, it was a way to burry the chaos earlier this weak.

Yeah, guarantee if a bloke made a similar comment to her there'd be all hell on. She reminds me of a friend my wife briefly had who would go on and on about how awful men are and start on blokes for giving women compliments, but she also made me feel incredibly uncomfortable with the stuff she said to me, the way she would speculate on my wife's gender identity (insisting she's NB when she's just a gay with a masculine aesthetic) and so on. Way different standards.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

In the photos of her and Allegra’s instant family, you get the sense of Allegra being the star and I'm sure Jack hated it. She craves being the centre of attention. The trans claims weren't long after this, were they?

 

[Veronicaaa]

In the photos of her and Allegra’s instant family, you get the sense of Allegra being the star and I'm sure Jack hated it. She craves being the centre of attention. The trans claims weren't long after this, were they?

The trans thing was so close to her splitting up with Allegra that when Jack intimated that her partner had dumped her for perceived transphobia ("I like boobs, babe"), everyone assumed it was Allegra. Jack has since said it wasn't because it didn't happen.

 

[kachoochoo]

extremely boring, but one of jack's pals has been instigating beef with owen

whose side will she pick?!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She must have seen this and decided it was very cheffy.

Because:

And then it turned into a full phase:

 

[Saint_clemmie]

The trans thing was so close to her splitting up with Allegra that when Jack intimated that her partner had dumped her for perceived transphobia ("I like boobs, babe"), everyone assumed it was Allegra. Jack has since said it wasn't because it didn't happen.

How long were they together?

 

[colouredlines]

Who has the photo of her manky rusty unsafely hung knife collection?

Which doesn't exist because all she needs is a single bread knife

 

[girolle]

Honestly looks like the kind of place where you'd get murdered. With all the crockery hanging up as potential weapons of torture.

Makes me think of Buffalo Bill's pad in Silence of the Lambs. Packed to the rafters with crap!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She must have seen this and decided it was very cheffy.
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Because:
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And then it turned into a full phase:
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Ummm... hold on.

WTF are slow slow creamy peas?

 

[Veronicaaa]

She must have seen this and decided it was very cheffy.
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Because:
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And then it turned into a full phase:
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If she did the writing on the tiles nowadays the first one would presumably say 'smile and say 'hello''.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Who has the photo of her manky rusty unsafely hung knife collection?

Which doesn't exist because all she needs is a single bread knife

That was on insta, she had a label for them which read 'pointy things'

 

[Lanie]

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This one makes me giggle too. It gives me Uncle Buck vibes. Jack looks like the moody teenage daughter with the two younger siblings, SB is Macauley. Allegra being mad like John Candy feeding them sugar.

I know understand where she gets her clutter obsession from that kitchen must take 10000 years to spring clean. duck that.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Ummm... hold on.

WTF are slow slow creamy peas?

They certainly won't be slow on the way out!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

If she did the writing on the tiles nowadays the first one would presumably say 'smile and say 'hello''.

Or DO NOT SHOW KEIR SIDE OF FACE.