I think about a year and a half to two years? They split October 2015, they must have got together early 2014? I *think*!
Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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I misread Damien and DenimJesus ..imagine the child if JM and Owen Jonesif it's a boy would you call it Damien ...
Still convinced SB 's dad has majority of custody so she can twit around on SM ' working ' ...
Spotted on Mumsnet - has Jack finally taken our advice to stop publically tweeting everything and start using anonymous social media?
Big Mr Trebus energy going on in that hellshite kitchen. The absolute state of the grout on those tiles
What is quite noticeable tho is that Jack is quite happy for her son to be identified in the pic, Allegra not so much
ETA @maytoseptember noticed already as always I’m on a grunk!
Probably used some old slop.
Pointy things in the clutter kitchen of hell and more cosplay
Good griefBig Mr Trebus energy going on in that hellshite kitchen. The absolute state of the grout on those tiles
The problem with the Allegra look is that you have to have lots of room to accommodate all the stuff and at least try and make it look like bohemian chaos. It doesn't work in a kitchen like the one at the bungalow. Remember when she uploaded a photo of that caddy thing with all the cloths and a thousand bottles of Zoflora? I still scream internally at the thought.ETA @People-huv-tae-know OMG that photo of the 'pointy things' wall is like looking at the physical manifestation of a migraine!!!
Those whiteboard pens leave marks. Writing on tile is a stupid idea, as you'd wash it off and just end up with filthy black smudges all over your grouting.
Firefighter cosplay Jack is the most annoying. Someone stick on a Fireman Sam DVD to keep her busy for a few hours.
Firefighter cosplay Jack is the most annoying. Someone stick on a Fireman Sam DVD to keep her busy for a few hours.
How can anyone cook* in that kitchen?Pointy things in the clutter kitchen of hell and more cosplay
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*by cook, I mean throw together anything that vaguely resembles anything edible, place the result in a tiny dish and pretend it can serve 4.
"Pointy things" just makes me think of Kendra in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who called her special stake 'Mr Pointy'.Pointy things in the clutter kitchen of hell and more cosplay
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She's a proper chundercunt. Can you imagine all the grease, grime and dust on all those utensils?
She doesn't care, it isn't her property. It might have passed you by, but SHE RENTS.
She hardly ever mentions it.
I was just thinking of the baby food she’d produce. It wouldn’t need much blending.
Oh LJChrist imagine her teaching you to cook. “Well you take the pointy thing and be careful not to grab the ouchy end....”Pointy things in the clutter kitchen of hell and more cosplay
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Amazing that this seems to be referring to a potential law suit. Some things never change.
She’s so embarassing! The fire lady t shirt and the Twitter flirting and the filthy tiles omg, so many eras of cringe!
I lived with a girl at university who had this very attitude. Treated the house like a dump but didn't care because it wasn't a 5* hotel or some glitzy, immaculate Cheshire mansion. Complained to high heaven about having to pay rent and bills but didn't have any pride in making sure the house was clean and tidy. Baffling mentality. She thought that because we lived in a terraced house in Manchester, somehow, what we did have wasn't worthy of any care or attention but would treat something 'worth more' like it was a Faberge egg.
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