so many questions.. has JM somehow glued her plate to the bannister?!
Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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This one makes me giggle too. It gives me Uncle Buck vibes. Jack looks like the moody teenage daughter with the two younger siblings, SB is Macauley. Allegra being mad like John Candy feeding them sugar.
Are they sliding crepes on plates down the bannister. Or if Jack made them, craps on a plate?
I've just realised that Jack is the only one to have an outfit change too between photos.
You can see in those photos that Allegra made a conscious choice not to publish her daughter’s face.
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my god I thought my house was cluttered...... how would someone autistic survive in that environment?!
her crepe probably slipped from the bannister onto her outfit
The magnetic spice containers are just behind Jack, to the edge of the photo. Did she steal them?my god I thought my house was cluttered...... how would someone autistic survive in that environment?!
her crepe probably slipped from the bannister onto her outfit
I've now also just realised it's these pancakes in the banister bowls! Ahhh, I get the lemon squeezing now!!!
I CANNOT with this cluttered kitchen. Please Allegra invest in some cupboard doors, I beg of you.
Also can't help but notice that she's got those magnetic spice jars on the side of her fridge, which Jack, years later, tried to make part of her personality. Yet another stolen aspect of her smol pixie ~quirky~ persona.
as if that makes it make any more sense
who in gods name decided on this setup?!We went down the same detective route!!!
I'm slow off the draw today!
To be fair, the kitchen photo is like one of those hidden object games so argh on the eyes, and then the staircase photo is just so baffling the more you look at it.
I'm glad other Fraus see the strangeness in both of them!
She’s just vile. Even if it was on the rocks at that point, which is still no justification at all, can you imagine the absolute fit of a pity party she’d have thrown if L was talking about her on Twitter like that?
OT but it’s so nice you are happy after Crappy Boss and now...I don’t know what you look like but I’m guessing you glow!
Pls be on the lookout for LJC’s scarf
State of that bleeping kitchen, though
. Jack tried to recreate it at some point after moving out 
Now that's a bleeping state! Dirty washing up as a bonus treat!State of that bleeping kitchen, though
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But somehow Allegra's kitchen looks much less flammable than the one in the crappy bungalow. No rolls of wallpaper on top of the units or anything.
She's only been in the property 3 days, but got a photograph of herself center stage on the windowsill.State of that bleeping kitchen, though
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I have never known anyone to have so many photographs of themselves on display in their own home. She is so conceited. She must love looking at herself. Not content with an odd look in the mirror, she needs to look at herself constantly, even when washing up.
The utensils look like they're hung on some net curtain wire, there is no way those things will easily come off their hooks and it's all going to wobble and rattle as you try.
It's wound me up!
It's wound me up!
I'm worried for @MancBee, it's like the cutlery drawer vomited all over the kitchen.
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