MASSIVE HORSE PISS!
I’ll admit I jumped through it. Some points to note. Best selling (nope) answering hundreds of queries on Twitter (not chippy chips).
best quote ‘yours might be nicer, but mine is cheaper’ really selling it there.
Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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I’ll admit I jumped through it. Some points to note. Best selling (nope) answering hundreds of queries on Twitter (not chippy chips).
best quote ‘yours might be nicer, but mine is cheaper’ really selling it there.
seriously, I think we're onto something. Mama sat there telling The Poverty story again, SB bored until he hears something off; 'That never happened mama'.
Cue eye of Sauron glare from mother of the year.
Is there any context where that quote sounds appealing?
Also, that awkward pre-pubescent stage where they don't quite fit the 'cute' look these bloggers want for begging appeal
meant to write 'blaggers'!
That whole exchange just made me so sad for L. She was so excited for Jack. I know she’s a grown adult and makes her own choices, but I recall distinctly them cutting away from Jack a few times so why on earth didn’t Jack go and turn the bloody TV onto mute or text L to? Was it even L with the TV or did she just get the blame... along with the brexit tin thief, the portraying her as unable to cook there just seems something so cruel and callous about it. The same vibes as I get from the tweet this morning about weekends.
It is so going to mess with her sons head when he starts googling her and reading all the articles and the stories about his childhood bear little resemblance to his memories and what his dad/other family members have told him.
That's model material obvs
Jesus ..imagine the child if JM and Owen Jones 
if it's a boy would you call it Damien ...
Still convinced SB 's dad has majority of custody so she can twit around on SM ' working ' ...
if it's a boy would you call it Damien ...Still convinced SB 's dad has majority of custody so she can twit around on SM ' working ' ...
Spotted this morning when walking the dog. Do not glove gently into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light (or something).
Note the dying salute from its wings.
Note the dying salute from its wings.
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What an ungrateful duck.
Part time mother who cant wait to be left alone? Lovely.
Part time mother who cant wait to be left alone? Lovely.
She looks like shes in the throws of labour in that photo. Who actually stands like that honestly.
On a mini grunk, apologies if someone has already pointed this out but I have cringed myself inside out...
Let me get this right, Owen Jones created a twitter drama/shitstorm about a week ago regarding his jokey comment that he was on the hunt for a lesbian couple for surrogacy/co-parenting.
Everyone moves on only for Jack to raise the exact same issue offering herself out as a 'surrogate' because OJ has had a hair cut and then frame her comment to him as a "v niche tweet based on a verrry drunk conversation 7 ish years ago, RIP our mentions" (direct quote) making out they are close mates and it's just a coincidence he's been talking about this. What. "RIP our mentions" like Owen Jones hasn't already had a hammering about this.
Is this just so she can look like they are actual friends in real life? She cannot help herself but lie, there is not a chance she missed it all, why add that bit at all. I'm not saying she's lying about the whole thing, they may have joked about it SEVEN years ago I don't know but it's so weird, why not stand up for him when he was taking a battering about the issue?
I'm no fan of Jones anyway, but I do follow him for some reason. Prior to the Zoom they did together did they ever interact much?
Let me get this right, Owen Jones created a twitter drama/shitstorm about a week ago regarding his jokey comment that he was on the hunt for a lesbian couple for surrogacy/co-parenting.
Everyone moves on only for Jack to raise the exact same issue offering herself out as a 'surrogate' because OJ has had a hair cut and then frame her comment to him as a "v niche tweet based on a verrry drunk conversation 7 ish years ago, RIP our mentions" (direct quote) making out they are close mates and it's just a coincidence he's been talking about this. What. "RIP our mentions" like Owen Jones hasn't already had a hammering about this.
Is this just so she can look like they are actual friends in real life? She cannot help herself but lie, there is not a chance she missed it all, why add that bit at all. I'm not saying she's lying about the whole thing, they may have joked about it SEVEN years ago I don't know but it's so weird, why not stand up for him when he was taking a battering about the issue?
I'm no fan of Jones anyway, but I do follow him for some reason. Prior to the Zoom they did together did they ever interact much?
I think they did 5/6 years ago when Jack was at her peak in the creme de la creme Guardianista set (7190th most popular lesbian in the northern hemisphere era).
Perhaps she trying to make L jealous. If you don't want me, I will run off with this person. I do kind of get those vibes from her.
We saw this when she was constantly moaning about the disruption his home schooling was causing to her
How much close supervision did a 10 yr old require.? I’d imagine he’d just be left to get on with his zoom classes.
Unbearably smug and sooooo bleeping pleased with herself.
I bet the DKL theme music was her ringtone too..the secret flag shagging, 90% vegan gammon, raging narc twit.
That's the cutest of all, in an ah-god-love-them sort of way, like puppies when their paws grow huge.Also, that awkward pre-pubescent stage where they don't quite fit the 'cute' look these bloggers want for begging appeal
Loved the shady 'So Jack, is colour important?' from Sir Forearms.
#terrible.
It's mad when you compare it to her chore bingo. Two years ago he was making beds, cleaning the entire house from top to bottom, prepping vegetables, washing up...now he needs supervision at all times? Um, okay Jack.
She was such a smug goblin then. Remember her tweet about JO? ' I wrote a gazillion recipes boast boast, how'd the other guy do?' This was when she was doing let down larder and giving the old bung it in slop suggestions. Not even actual recipes.
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