Thank you and thank you for adding the credit for the thread title. I knew I must have forgotten something. Sorry about that @Thank(space)you .
Jack Monroe #176 Autistics, gays, difference and success
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We put wrist bands on everyone in ED so we can identify you. Nowt sinister, Jack.
The absolute glee dripping off her thinking she was going to be admitted.
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This sends a shudder down my spine. Did anyone see the vandalised version they put up in Hackney? Eeeeeerily prophetic.
Sounds like TMJ, painful, but not a rare disorder
(completed it mate), mine was made worse by radiotherapy, my 20 something colleague just randomly got it.
Although I have heard it can be a side effect of The Poverty.
Yeah, why go to the GP when a&e provides a 24 hour service
They give every. single. person. a wristband when you check in at A&E so they know who you are, you utter pillock, as any fule kno, etc etc
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This will land late
but thank you for the thread @People-huv-tae-know 
(And realised that once again fallen into using emoji mum mode, which is not surprising considering my middle aged menopausal status)
Pen jack is too smug , stick to the slop
Business Jack reminds me of the teenagers we get on work experience sometimes, the ones you suspect have borrowed mum/dads suits complete with the attempt they keep at a serious face while they overhear a infants aged child describing either poo or farts or other unsavoury topic.
"I'm coming off Twitter for the evening because when I'm cold (but specifically not when taking ice baths and scampering in the snow with bare feet) my mental health gets wobbly, all down to The Poverty."
*an hour later*
"Oh BTW have a selfie, and also a completely unnecessary announcement about my latest VERY SERIOUS medical drama for which you can now send me doggos and lots and lots of sympathetic comments."
Absolute weapon.
*an hour later*
"Oh BTW have a selfie, and also a completely unnecessary announcement about my latest VERY SERIOUS medical drama for which you can now send me doggos and lots and lots of sympathetic comments."
Absolute weapon.
Can’t find something that isn’t there though*
*personal speculation obviously your honor
That’s a double whammy of “feel sorry for me that I’m cold and used to be poor” for Twitter and the guilt trip of “Louisaaaaaaaaa, you’ve traumatised me with your broken boiler.”
Dear Beano. My name is Jack and I'm 33 1/2 years old. Please can I join Gnasher's Fang Club?
Hmm it is possible to have raised lymph nodes in the jaw and other places. Fibrosis of the lymph node can occur too. Cysts as well. Lots of benign causes but is this why she was asking for an oncologist a wee while ago?
I think the likely reality is she has had a festering tooth and neglected it for months and now she has an internal abscess rather than the more common outer abscess on the gum which incidentally can caused raised lymph nodes (as it's an infection which the body responds too) and does need antibiotic treatment. I had one years ago, saw the dentist, got the meds and eventually lanced the bastard myself. Immediately felt better in pain terms but reader the taste was foul, as foul as bitter poisonous slop. I'd still rather taste that than Jack's cooking though.
I think the likely reality is she has had a festering tooth and neglected it for months and now she has an internal abscess rather than the more common outer abscess on the gum which incidentally can caused raised lymph nodes (as it's an infection which the body responds too) and does need antibiotic treatment. I had one years ago, saw the dentist, got the meds and eventually lanced the bastard myself. Immediately felt better in pain terms but reader the taste was foul, as foul as bitter poisonous slop. I'd still rather taste that than Jack's cooking though.
Just completed a good old grunk on my rest break at a large London terminus station. (I arrived here in I imagine the style of many 52 year old middle aged, menopausal, mendacious, apparently past it gossips...I drove a 12 carriage train 75 miles
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Jack has enraged me tonight, Quelle suprise! Throwing out little hints pertaining to a potentially serious illness just because you couldn't face tune your serious selfie quite to your liking is not it! Seriously not it. Complete and utter charlatan.
)Jack has enraged me tonight, Quelle suprise! Throwing out little hints pertaining to a potentially serious illness just because you couldn't face tune your serious selfie quite to your liking is not it! Seriously not it. Complete and utter charlatan.
Can you imagine the man turning up to fix the boiler and business Jack opens the door?!
Business Jack is giving me Mrs Trunchbull vibes.
That Woman will do for privatisation what Nye Bevan did for the NHS.
I'm furious that this charlatan is marketing herself as the voice and face of the(undeserving) poor.
I remember Thatcher being quoted as saying Tony Blair was her proudest moment (Im paraphrasing).
I'm sure if thatcher were alive today, Jack Monroe would be another of her triumphs.
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I have this too. Was beginning to feel paranoid and then I remembered that Jack is Jack and everything is a disaster.
The fan club badge was his furry face! Ah good times
I don't know why but the term 'nudge hiss erosion' really has tickled me. What is it even meant to mean?
bleeping knob end. Calls for evidence and keeping everyone posted. Utter bullshit.
I'm making a firm recommendation for her to duck off. And take her pocket of prop pens with her.
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