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When I was a single mum on the dole in a freezing flat, watching my toddler eat the last weetabix, I never dreamed that I would one day rub shoulders with Prince Harry. But the truth is, we have a lot in common. Both of our grandfathers were Greek immigrants. We're both military round the edges. We both have endless respect for Her Majesty the Queen. And now, both of our grandfathers are DEAD.Now I think we all know that Jack has her triple pens out and she’s filling 16 sides of A4 pages out with the inevitable press conference she’ll deliver later today.
Live from Southend, Jack Monroe, food writer: ‘How I helped my bestie Haz deal with his grief. His grandfather is DEAD like mine.’
As Harry had once helped me deal with the issue of my nudes marauding around the internet, I knew I had to help him. I DMed him my recipe for Grief Goulash with corned beef and plenty of back pepper. Soon I heard back: "Soz Jacko, no can do, Megs is vegan!" "Don't worry," I told him, "the vegan version is coming soon."