Jack Monroe #176 Autistics, gays, difference and success

[Lanie]

She's off the screen heavy breathing for the first 90 seconds!!!

Don't forget the eye

People who moan about needing too see a dr and then don't do my head in, if you're not going to seek help them shuut uppp about it. No one else needs to hear you whinge.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MancBee]

She can go to a&e for a black eye but a massive lump on her face and shes scared to see a GP? Prick.

You make a very good point. Why did she not mention this massive lump when she was at A&E? If it was anything to worry about they would have advised her there and then.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

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So is the camera reel on your phone, benjamin button

 

[Pocahontas]

Thank you everyone. *Gwyneth Paltrow Speech* Not a patch on the legend that is our queen Poca. Its only taken me this long to find the confidence to make one but I really enjoyed writing the recap. I might not have been forensic enough though and I will accept accusations of disingenuous mendaciousness.

Your thread making debut is a cacophony of delight. Well done!

 

[Vanelope]

To be honest if I worked for any government body I would dislike her because she sends tonnes of useless crap over.

Imagine working in admin in a government office, sorting the post and seeing a duck off lever arch file or six with the most inane drivel the world has ever seen( mostly her polls from sm) you would just quit wouldn't you.

They would accidentally get filed in ‘file 13’*
*the shredding bin^
^the confidential one that gets locked so you can’t fish it out again

 

[SadieHQ]

Bisexual....Pan-sexual....PEN-SEXUAL!

I'm sure one waft of 'The Poverty' will melt the icy heart-strings of those Tory boys.....or alternatively, they'll listen politely to our Pauline here, and then go ahead and do exactly what they were going to do anyway.

 

[Deej]

That picture says it all. Everything is a performance, nail the outfit and there’s no need to do the work!

 

[Boyo]

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If she does get her face back, she’ll not recognise it after all the recent(-ish) face-tuning fun.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Cack Slumrow]

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Jesus christ. The ‘owies’. How many times did people tell her to go to the doctor and she bit their heads off while necking all kinds of medicine that probably had so many nasty side effects.

Didn't she say she had just gone back on her ADHD meds, surely you would have had a GP appointment to discuss that, not to mention the fact she has more serious conditions than are currently being treated in Southend Hospital, allegedly, and not seen the Dr in over a year? Ok love.
And I don't know about anyone else, but I go to the Dentist when there is an issue with my mouth. Maverick I know.

 

[MancBee]

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Jesus christ. The ‘owies’. How many times did people tell her to go to the doctor and she bit their heads off while necking all kinds of medicine that probably had so many nasty side effects.

If it is a "marble sized lump in the jaw that you can move around" it could be something as minor as a cyst. But of course it has to be something "Serious" even though she has not had a diagnosis and really doesn't have a clue.

She is the opposite of the Mony Python Life of Brian song "Always look on the bright side of life"

 

[Fruitjack]

Instagram just suggested an account for me to follow and when I had a look they’ve made every single thing from Veganish. When I’ve next had a stiff drink I’ll have a scroll through.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

You know what's brilliant for an owwey mouth and Keir Starmer jaw? A mask! I had dental work done recently and it was a blessing to walk home knowing no one would think I had palsy. Every cloud!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

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She can’t even cook an onion in hot oil. There is nothing she can add to a serious debate

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Whatever the duck it is I bet her breath stinks from it

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The lip filler is trying to leave too

 

[Bombastic]

You know what's brilliant for an owwey mouth and Keir Starmer jaw? A mask! I had dental work done recently and it was a blessing to walk home knowing no one would think I had palsy. Every cloud!

Babe, same.

 

[Boyo]

If it is a "marble sized lump in the jaw that you can move around" it could be something as minor as a cyst. But of course it has to be something "Serious" even though she has not had a diagnosis and really doesn't have a clue.

She is the opposite of the Mony Python Life of Brian song "Always look on the bright side of life"

May I suggest “Always look on the shite side of life”? Not my best work but there you go.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

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She should have asked the nice lady doctor to take a look at it.