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Jack Monroe #176 Autistics, gays, difference and success
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Why the capital letters on 'A Serious Thing'.
(She's upset we're comparing her to Tory Boy so is trying to align herself with Labour)
Of course it is "A Serious Thing". When is it ever anything else?
I will try to be constructive. Navy and white are not her colours. (I hope we never meet Sailor Jack.) But I think she could rock an aubergine and ivory instead. With traaazers.
Well, obviously this is how I do it.
In fact, I'm doing it now.
She's off the screen heavy breathing for the first 90 seconds!!!
Has she gone viral yet?
Jesus christ. The ‘owies’. How many times did people tell her to go to the doctor and she bit their heads off while necking all kinds of medicine that probably had so many nasty side effects.
Tory government will definitely listen to Jack Monroe. Of course they will. They will change their welfare policies based on the layers and layers of research and work she has conducted whilst in her pjs and blazer, asking twitter for the answers.
What a time to be alive.
She can go to a&e for a black eye but a massive lump on her face and shes scared to see a GP? Prick.
What a time to be alive.
THE bleeping OWIES. You pleb.
She can go to a&e for a black eye but a massive lump on her face and shes scared to see a GP? Prick.
Found some footage from day. Sshh.
How does she know that the "Ouchie Mouth" is "A Serious Thing" when she has yet to have a CT scan? How can she know the diagnosis before they have carried out the tests?
“Plucking up the balls” doesn’t even make sense. Sounds owie.
Swollen lymph node, Jack? Behave yourself, with your worry-seeking
No wonder she’s freezing. I just hope and prey the heat radiating from the slow cooker didn’t melt them
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I'm sorry but the 'poverty hangover' really pissed me off. It's all fun and games for you, isn't it Jack.
I wonder how those ice packs kept cold whilst adjacent to a slow cooker meant to be keeping her warm? No wonder she was cold with her face plunged into ice. Keep your extremities warm Jack.
YOU WENT TO ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY COS YOU PUT TOO MUCH EYE MAKE UP ON.
Omg. head.
Omg. head.
DON'T TELL ME TO GO TO THE DENTIST!
Is this a serious thing like the heart attack she supposedly had? Serious like falling under a train? Serious like hair falling out in clumps, ending up in A+E, long COVID? I mean......there's been so many.
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