Coming out of lurkerdom to say (and I hate that I remember this but I just found it so preposterous as an excuse for why she looks different in pictures that haven’t been face tuned at the time) that Jack claimed she’d had her swollen face checked out and it was ‘fine’ back when she was making slow cooker bubble bath in February...(from this thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-148-ya-prune.15328/page-38)
Jack Monroe #176 Autistics, gays, difference and success
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That picture today makes her face look alright to me if she had better toned makeup or filter she wouldn't look so pale.
U OK Hun??
Let’s be honest guys,
we have all had a situation in a work meeting where we have had to wing it and frantically send teams messages for colleagues for information, however.......
I bet this has never happened in our specialist subject..., our life’s work, Barbara!
we have all had a situation in a work meeting where we have had to wing it and frantically send teams messages for colleagues for information, however.......
I bet this has never happened in our specialist subject..., our life’s work, Barbara!
It's even worse because we know that she is elsewhere in a very secret location so she had to plan/pack that particular costume. I bet she added the pens to the pocket before she even put it on
Stop posting photos for 5 minutes and no one will notice your wonky chops ya ninny!
Going from the previous violation with the poor lads dinosaur biscuit I'm seeing Freddos with their with heads bitten off.
Hey presto, Semi-Freddos.
It looks to me like she just found tit lying around and was trying to be quirky but she doesn't have a quirky bone in her body so she just looks like a try hard.
Also what does her gestures mean What or who is she gesturing too?Is it a shrug, a middle finger, a thrown yet hand up ones?! She needs to elaborate people cannot see her.
My favourite part of that episode was when, after she'd had a Grunk and realised people here were questioning her claim that she'd been admitted to A&E, she posted a picture from her triage bed and told us all to duck off. (In fact, I think that may have actually been the origin of the classic Jackphrase "Now duck off/get fucked.")
Pen pun incoming since Jack loves them: please emigrate to Pen Island because that's where you belong you gargantuan floppy knob. We never see her face-on to notice any difference between sides, she only ever posts three-quarters view selfies. I think the only face-on pictures we have of her were unflattering screenshots from lives she's done. I present Exhibit A from her recent Del Monte Disaster, in which you can see THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE.
She's really jostling my courgettes tonight.
She's really jostling my courgettes tonight.
I love the fact she ignored yesterday article about here because she often talks to us through her feed, how would she explain that one,
Journalist: "why do you randomly tell people to duck off or answer unasked questions on your feed?"
Her: "well you see it's ccomplicatedIm a secret tattler."
Journalist: "why do you randomly tell people to duck off or answer unasked questions on your feed?"
Her: "well you see it's ccomplicated
Sorry for going OT but every time Derek Akorah gets mentioned my brain automatically goes to Mary loves Dick
.Mary loves Dick
And Jack’s a prick
Yeyy poetry and back OT
she’s always behind the trend
At what point has she been to a doctor over a four day weekend during a pandemic?
It's more Dr Google and grifting.
OK, a few things about that terribly terribly important “Government commission” (
):
(1) It is not a Government commission. Bright Blue has commissioned it, presumably to advise them in the formulation of their (Bright Blue’s) policy and approach. This suggests to me that Jack DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S BEING ASKED TO DO. It’s it’s VERY embarrassing that she’s misrepresented this commission to her 300,000+ Twitter followers.
(2) There are 16 people on the commission, including Jack. Looking at their names and jobs, I think it’s highly unlikely Jack would have got a word in. They would not have been all “behold! Jack is here - let us be silent and hear her wisdom”.
(3) And then she turns up dressed as a waiter. For the love of god, WHY??
(4) In their press release, Bright Blue managed to misspell her name.
(5) Still never mind eh - I bet she enjoyed herself spending hours writing it all up with her coloured pens.
):(1) It is not a Government commission. Bright Blue has commissioned it, presumably to advise them in the formulation of their (Bright Blue’s) policy and approach. This suggests to me that Jack DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S BEING ASKED TO DO. It’s it’s VERY embarrassing that she’s misrepresented this commission to her 300,000+ Twitter followers.
(2) There are 16 people on the commission, including Jack. Looking at their names and jobs, I think it’s highly unlikely Jack would have got a word in. They would not have been all “behold! Jack is here - let us be silent and hear her wisdom”.
(3) And then she turns up dressed as a waiter. For the love of god, WHY??
(4) In their press release, Bright Blue managed to misspell her name.
(5) Still never mind eh - I bet she enjoyed herself spending hours writing it all up with her coloured pens.
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Oh she was so out of her depth with the rest of her peers there!!!OK, a few things about that terribly terribly important “Government commission” (
(1) It is not a Government commission. Bright Blue has commissioned it, presumably to advise them in the formulation of their (Bright Blue’s) policy and approach. This suggests to me that Jack DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S BEING ASKED TO DO. It’s it’s VERY embarrassing that she’s misrepresented this commission to her 300,000+ Twitter followers.
(2) There are 16 people on the commission, including Jack. Looking at their names and jobs, I think it’s highly unlikely Jack would have got a word in. They would not have been all “behold! Jack is here - let us be silent and hear her wisdom”.
(3) And then she turns up dressed as a waiter. For the love of god, WHY??
(4) In their press release, Bright Blue managed to misspell her name.
(5) Still never mind eh - I bet she enjoyed herself spending hours writing it all up with her coloured pens.
Take a picture of the other bleeping side then.
I'm sorry but the poverty hangover comment finished me. I have no sympathy left.
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