Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

[Ninch55]

Weird the way she loves Scotland so much, when as far as I can see we're the first country to have cancelled her #dontfuckwithscots


Trying to pretend she's some sort of regular on This Morning, obviously she *must* refer to her little newly hatched TV presenter role

We have an office up in Scotland I freaking love my Scottish colleagues- there is no one on Earth like them - you lot rock.

 

[Vanelope]

The Elisa Lam case was scary. Then I read about the Korean Elevator game and got really creeped out.

 

[MooBelle]

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I genuinely do not know what this is.
Is it a slice of something? Is it flat on a plate or standing up?

 

[Ninch55]

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It looks like a concrete wall. That’s what I thought it was before I read the blurb. Omg.

 

[PhilHardingsHat]

It looks like a concrete wall. That’s what I thought it was before I read the blurb. Omg.

It's a breeze block that been broke on half.
You could choke a donkey on that.

 

[kachoochoo]

slow cooker bubble bath is now on The List.

at least, by showing it in a plastic bottle, she's trying to pretend she's returning the milk bottles

eta. I have officially got around to putting the list on the wiki!

 

[MooBelle]

Now I have visions of her actually bathing in her slow cookers, an appendage dangled in each one. You could keep the bathwater simmering away for days, think of the savings!

Like a really tit version of Dita Von Teese in the giant martini glass.

 

[bananasplit88]

Imagine eating a slop curry from the slow cooker after its been cooking up bubble bath, yum yum.

 

[Silver Linings]

Twitter now has her squash slow cooker bath concoction.

ETA - And this. Why add an un facetuned pic if you have to say this bollocks.

ETA 2. Already deleted.

 

[Ninch55]

Vlad loves me today

 

[hollowhusk]

Aldi orgabic oars are 1.49 per Kilo and come in a paper bag. They are my oats of choice.


Disclaimer: I'm not Scottish and have never been to Scotland's iconic eatery Five Guys, so maybe I know nothing about oats.

How dare you defile our oats. The only way to cook them is with water and a pinch of salt, stirring clockwise with a spurtle. You can pour the leftover porridge into a drawer to set and cut slices for a snack (but snacks are indulgent anyway!).

All About Scotland's Traditional Breakfast of Porridge

Scottish porridge is made with oats and has a long history. The type of oats determines how hearty the final dish is and how long it takes to cook.

www.thespruceeats.com

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[Ninch55]

Vlad loves me today

Vlad loves me today

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[Silver Linings]

 

[MooBelle]

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YOU ARE 32 YEARS OLD.
GROW UP.

 

[hollowhusk]

Well loved by who?

Jack actually has a bit of a cult following on a very large (think 100 000 members) budget group I am on. As soon as a newbie asks for advice someone will pipe up and say to look up Jack's website and either make the kidney bean burgers or the sloppy peach curry. They never seem to mention the other recipes though.

It's also a group where one of the staples is a can of fruit (sugar and all) is dumped into a cheap cake mix and baked for dessert. The sugar levels in that concoction always upset me.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

I must have missed this one:
Vegan Rainbow Dhansak.

Tiny bit of pink
Bit of green
Lots and lots and lots of braaaaaahn
Oh wait...that's it

If she's trolling perhaps we sould submit recipe requests? Lard please, and lots of it!

Go viggle, we’re rooting for ya!

I love her!

 

[Suffolkmum]

Found my way here after realising that nothing she has ever said added up. Bought Bootstrap and tried 3 recipes which didn’t work and Mr FW said it was divorce if he had to eat that rubbish again.

 

[Captainmouse]

Yes, but is it Vegan? Because that looks like someone has spent all day tickling a horse with a block of lard.
New to Instagram NotJack would never

They have remarkably similar tastes, 'tis all. I'm sure our Jack is just a massive inspiration to literally tens of nobody out there.

#thread title #149 inspiration to tens of nobodies

 

[Veronicaaa]

Imagine eating a slop curry from the slow cooker after its been cooking up bubble bath, yum yum.

Probably an improvement tbf.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Edit. Don’t know where Mr FW came from! I blame over excitement.