Do you have your court outfit still ready to go in case the Jack strikes back?!I'm fully here for a AMA - I will answer all 3 of your questions happily
Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove
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Sorry a mivvi is strawberry ice with icecream middle. Like a 70s solero. I hate to press you on this Nonny, but it’s close to my heart.Solero every time, isn't mivvi just frozen milk? #nonnythehero
I'm fully here for a AMA - I will answer all 3 of your questions happily
Did you get a sweat on when she started using your name?
How did you feel about her behaviour after the event?
I thought you were solid 100% Steele backbone!
Thread 1 is great!
This sums it up for me
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Vlad !! A bit gauche
Imagine if she came back for the 1 year anniversary of thread 31
I go back to that thread all the time - if you haven't read it you should (June 24th 2020) it's honestly just so funny how she turned up expecting to strike fear into the tattlers hearts. When that didn't work she immediately tried to start a pity party.
Half of the thread dismantled her lies and called her out for sadfishing, offering constructive advice.
The other half of the cabal were either:
- asking her what Matt tebbutt smells like,
- making guesses about what Matt tebbutt smells like
- or completely ignoring her and reminiscing about screwball ice creams
And these posts are all mixed up together it's a bizarre and hilarious read.
ETA: I love the hats! Thank you whoever made them/is responsible for their existence, they're fab
Loving the little hats, so cute!
Confused by the Karama chat, as it's a suburb up the road from me - although it's known to be dodgy, so maybe that's where it got it's name from?
Since Jack is being so quiet, think I'm going to go read Thread 1.
Confused by the Karama chat, as it's a suburb up the road from me - although it's known to be dodgy, so maybe that's where it got it's name from?
Since Jack is being so quiet, think I'm going to go read Thread 1.
regardless of the truth of the matter, it must be said again that Jack is implying that an artwork was worth more to her than keeping her son's toys during this alleged poverty.
Nice to see you back @Nonnymouse 
I've never heard of a mivvi
On topic, I was there in real time for legendary thread 31. Best moment of 2020 for sure
I've never heard of a mivvi
On topic, I was there in real time for legendary thread 31. Best moment of 2020 for sure
Alleged poverty @queenfeline , lmao. The only people believing her poverty stories are people who've never been poor. If you're going to lie at least make it semi-realistic.
My hat appears to be malfunctioning...
About the curly girl method
Huh? An MLM? Not as far as she knows? I can't work out which one is the idiot.
TweeterDumb and TweeterDumber.
Masculine aesthetic.This is my favourite Jack shirt. I love the pouffy and the sparkle. She should wear it more often.
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Here's the laptop with the DKL flashcard!
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Hair falling out in clumps.
Loving the jaunty angle of my bunny hat!
Of course, I'm going as a tin of chickpeas bunged into a curry, with banana bloom curls...Do you have your court outfit still ready to go in case the Jack strikes back?!
I didn't get a sweat on, but I'd been out or something so was late to see it and that pissed me off. Luckily I am a veteran at arguing with idiots on the internet
I’m sure the landlady is really happy she bounces the rent but keeps all the engagement rings and Emin because she can’t sell gifts. Surely the omega watch, undriven car and pianos and guitars etc that were in the car boot sale* we’re also gifts.
*imaginary
*imaginary
not caught up but a decent patreon drop from 344 to 329, down 15 subs or 4.4%.
Wtf, cab drivers don’t even want to go from central to the suburbs and that’s still in London... why would they be going to the bleeping COAST with any regularity???
@Nonnymouse , please could I be as bold as to ask what your hand situation is please?
Aw, speaking of cab drivers, I am crushed my favourite Southend cab driver hasn’t ever graced us with their presence again. Was eagerly awaiting tales of Easter Bunny Jack, leaving baskets of devilled eggs and chocolate covered prunes on people’s doorsteps in the dead of night.
Before we all get too excited about her patreons disappearing, wait a few days - some of those whose payments bounced (in true Jack-inspired style) will come back. They always do.
I don't think we'll see major tip jar rattling in the very immediate future - she's cooled it a bit since she started reading here.
I don't think we'll see major tip jar rattling in the very immediate future - she's cooled it a bit since she started reading here.
When I get a chance to go on the laptop later I’ll share when she acquired her top up subs, she had quite a few join in the tail end of the month, no idea why
@Nonnymouse have u ever found out what to do with that tin or is it still in the cupboard? I forget what it was!
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