Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove

[LennyBriscoe]

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Jeezo Jack, you don’t have to use all the letters you get per tweet

 

[Nonnymouse]

@Nonnymouse , please could I be as bold as to ask what your hand situation is please?

I asked Mr Nonny to check and apparently I do indeed have hands....

 

[Silver Linings]

Jack’s quiet because she’s been trying to take a picture of Dash in a basket balanced on her head to put on twitter to show us her hat is better than ours.

 

[Nonnymouse]

@Nonnymouse have u ever found out what to do with that tin or is it still in the cupboard? I forget what it was!

It was banana blossom and because I'm a slovenly frau, it's still in the spare room I took it to for the thing I was supposed to do with jack - I'm pretty sure I'll never open it, but I will obviously declare myself an expert anytime anyone mentions it...

 

[bladiesla]

I've never read thread 1! That's my Easter weekend sorted

 

[Lanie]

god, everyone on my gcse course was amazingly talented in all kinds of different disciplines and styles of art so no idea why that comment sounds like such a negative thing to hear!

I only meant it as this lady is a famous artist but her work to me looks quite beginner. I don't not mean offence to GCSE kids as some of their work is indeed fantastic.

 

[Sentient mirror]

My hat is like that mirror ghost that Jack had a while back

 

[Harrybosch]

I've never read thread 1! That's my Easter weekend sorted

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Oh, the bunny wants to jump into my tinned carrots. Enjoy, little bunny, enjoy.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I only meant it as this lady is a famous artist but her work to me looks quite beginner. I don't not mean offence to GCSE kids as some of their work is indeed fantastic.

Having been a GCSE art kid, I and a lot of my peers were technically accomplished for our age but very very cringey with regard to subject matter and inspiration, which is how I feel about Jack in general and how I read your post. She's the human equivalent of a 15 year old's Myspace and about as up-to-date

 

[Eurgh]

Having been a GCSE art kid, I and a lot of my peers were technically accomplished for our age but very very cringey with regard to subject matter and inspiration, which is how I feel about Jack in general and how I read your post. She's the human equivalent of a 15 year old's Myspace and about as up-to-date

Yep! Totally this. From what I remember of my GCSE art class it was stuff like an extreme close up of an eye with the lashes as screaming people, candles wrapped in barbed wire, a broken mirror with ‘powerful words’ painted on it. I was very dull and did still life vases of flowers for 2 years.

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm sorry cos I know other people's dreams are so boring, but hear me out

so for some reason, an artist had drawn a large crowd oohing and aahing over a large mural they were painting in a shop window. it was of jack, in the style of that wonderful painting that squiggle put on twitter.

so I started to grumble some dissent. a few fans turned to me, incredulous, "she's so poor and so kind, how can you not love her?"

I told them,"she rakes in over £1000 every month on patreon without doing anything. no postcards have ever been sent!" I'm not too sure if I changed the mind of the dream people cos they got on a bus and my dream took large pivot to me attending some kind of protest march in Florida with Steps

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

@Nonnymouse I think I spotted Jack following you on Twitter a few months ago. Does she still follow you?

I noticed she followed at least one viggle recently, too (Instagram).

 

[Fenella]

Having been a GCSE art kid, I and a lot of my peers were technically accomplished for our age but very very cringey with regard to subject matter and inspiration, which is how I feel about Jack in general and how I read your post. She's the human equivalent of a 15 year old's Myspace and about as up-to-date

well yeah fair play- my teacher had to keep gently steering me away from trying to sneak Nirvana references into everything I submitted

 

[Clovis]

She's the human equivalent of a 15 year old's Myspace and about as up-to-date

I get strong Kevin and Perry vibes when she's having one of her Twitter tantrums.

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack’s quiet because she’s been trying to take a picture of Dash in a basket balanced on her head to put on twitter to show us her hat is better than ours.

She got to actually remember him to do that

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Easter greetings dear cables. Will there be an Easter themed chaos?

 

[waffle maker]

Easter greetings dear cables. Will there be an Easter themed chaos?

Yep- a PEACH drizzle cake on Instagram Del monte Europe.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Love how they written EXCLUSIVE like it's a big deal. Or maybe it was a big deal getting some kind of physical product from her.

Gold star to the airbrush department, it doesn't look terrible.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Can someone stick that cake in the bin?! It's been hanging about for weeks now Poor confused thing, doesn't know if it's peach or lemon