How can she make a drizzle cake look so dry?
Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove
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'this house brick, created by jack Monroe, is masquerading as a cake do not, I repeat do not try it yourself'
It's really quite something, isn't it? Drizzle cakes are almost impossible to make dry, as the syrup soaks into the cake. Anyway, this particular EXCLUSIVE was trotted out almost a month ago, for Mother's Day, in the Manchester Evening News, so it's not even its debut.
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I finally grunked no. 31. She ignored all the good advice she was getting and jumped on anything negative, how not surprising. I absolutely think she is someone who cannot take any form of advice from anyone which is how she has ended up how she is anyway.
anyhowz, this destroyed me
anyhowz, this destroyed me
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The "cake" looks hideous. DM need to cut their losses and run, like other companies have done before.
Yes!!! She's so combative! She turned up and was all bolshy; got nowhere. She went all pity party; got nowhere. Tried to be friendly; got nowhere. Was so busy and had to go; went nowhere! hahahaha.
I really wish I was part of Tattle when it all went down. Proper wish she would come back for the anniversary
Dipping in and out still allegedly!! Wtf!
She Monroed it!
It obviously doesn’t go the way she wanted. She makes some veiled threats about going to court and everyone starts talking about their lunch and telling her to go to the beach. I’m sure she thought she would take the place down, sadly I don’t think she will be back. Sad.Yes!!! She's so combative! She turned up and was all bolshy; got nowhere. She went all pity party; got nowhere. Tried to be friendly; got nowhere. Was so busy and had to go; went nowhere! hahahaha.
I really wish I was part of Tattle when it all went down. Proper wish she would come back for the anniversary
The constant retweeting of this is SO PATHETIC! Especially because she just keeps tweeting! It's the twitter version of her 'piss and a sandwich' when she just kept coming back.
You'd think by the state of it that it's a gluten free, vegan, oil free, butter free and refined sugar free cake. But no it contains all of those and costs £3 + cooking & washing up costs
What a bargain when a slab cake in Sainsbury's costs £1.20 and a fancy taste the difference cake is £2.75
It's ok, it could have been anime like it was for mewell yeah fair play- my teacher had to keep gently steering me away from trying to sneak Nirvana references into everything I submitted
I was late for work one morning years back and couldn't even get one to take me from Kentish Town Road to Kilburn
You could use that as sandpaper jfc
oh hurrah, the cake's out in the wild! unleash the viggles!
She's the living embodiment of Rik from The Young Ones.
I failed art at school
Thread 31 was amazing. She really did think she could come the big I am like on twitter, and scare everyone. No one gave her an inch, which I think must be quite rare in her life, because she's such a spoilt brat. It was fabulous!
Thread 31 was amazing. She really did think she could come the big I am like on twitter, and scare everyone. No one gave her an inch, which I think must be quite rare in her life, because she's such a spoilt brat. It was fabulous!
After a forensic examination, I declare that drizzle "cake" to look mendacious! Maybe it spent too long in a febrile oven?
I’m living for how tit that peach cake is. Flat. Dry. Mess.
I love how they’ve angled it like an estate agent trying to make a room look bigger She literally cannot cook. Get a job, Jack!
I love how they’ve angled it like an estate agent trying to make a room look bigger
She literally cannot cook. Get a job, Jack!
Easter Weekend Exclusive.
My Secret Shame: “I told her to use more drizzle but she left me dry.”
Confidence destroyed: “The soggy peaches ruined my aesthetic but she wouldn’t listen.”
Trauma in the kitchen: “When she sliced into me, I crumbled.”
All this and more, this Easter Sunday. Read all the (non-) juicy details here first.
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