The best day of my life was when we all had the green hats
Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid
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We do! It’s called Tandragee Castle. I went once as a child and it was everything I dreamed of and more. You threw your potato in at the start and followed it’s journey. You were allowed to take crisps off the conveyor belts and stuff them in your apron, which became just a big bag of crisps by the end. Bliss.
Everyone’s Irish on March 17th!
Everyone except Jack Monroe.
Guess the Mr Taytos:
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Is a magic crisp factory castle and not just a boring relic?
It is in fact a castle that they make crisps in! No boring relics, just
goodness. Greatness, even.
I need to make way over to the U.K. and Ireland. As much as I love Australia we just don't have the amazing Potato Castles history here. Although I must say I'm looking forward to winter, as always (I hate anything over 25 degrees) so I can post dead gloves and really be part of the cabal.
Amazing!! We have the black hatted Tatyo.
You already are part of the Cabal!
I imagined you were in NZ. No idea why
But potato castles are definitely worth a 24 hour flight. Trust me!
Mine is red hat Mr Tayto! And yellow cheese & onions! Walkers really threw me a spanner when I was a kid having their salt and vinegar in green packets. It’s quite obviously meant to be blue!
ETA I FINALLY HAVE A PICTURE! Mr Tayto was the magic one.
I also saw this. I reckon a lot of people who spend loads of time on Twitter will have the measure of Jack but don’t say anything due to the ‘kicking a puppy’ fear.Saw this and immediately thought of here. Amazing coincidence! If it was a coincidence
Jacks no puppy, just a professional victim due to her own life choices, mainly. Would love a blue ticker to casually point this out one day.
(About Myanmar)
How does she propose to educate her followers? How can she find a way to insert herself and The Poverty into what is going on there?
Not a fan of the way she's phrased this. Like she's been asked by people to say something.
What do you even say? What could you say Jack? I don't think empty words on Twitter are going to help people at this point.
Unless you've got some contacts at the UN?
What do you even say? What could you say Jack? I don't think empty words on Twitter are going to help people at this point.
Unless you've got some contacts at the UN?
I thought that pic was a really, really good example of "I saw Christ's face in a piece of toast"!
Can you imagine her 15 substitutions.
if You don’t have marshmallows- use anchovies because all ingredients are the same.
Who dat?
seriously is that her? It sure doesn’t look like her, bar the sleevesI hate the way NI tayto had the upper hand for decades with our castle then Southern tayto decided to one up us by building a theme park. Have to give them that!It is in fact a castle that they make crisps in! No boring relics, just
I feel bad for derailing the thread into off topic tayto discussions again (is it really off topic when Jack is a notorious multi bag of crisp eater?)
for our non NI fraus I’ll give you the recipe for fifteens
15 digestives (blended)
15 marshmallows (quartered)
Small tin of condensed milk
15 glacé cherries (optional- I hate these so throw in malteser instead)
mix it all up then it is traditionally rolled into a sausage shape into desiccated coconut and then sliced into rounds.
I like to go rogue and put it flat in a traybake and put a layer of white chocolate on top.
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Ah, is that her new Twitter bio
She’s dying for everyone to ask “u ok hun?” Is it still limited comments because if she’s not getting enough attention from people she follows, I bet she’s really swithering about opening it up to anybody
ETA @MaineCoonMama snap!
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Stupidly large platform? It’s 340k followers, most of whom are clearly inactive accounts.
She doesn’t RT anything that doesn’t earn her money. She didn’t even tweet the Sarah Everard missing posters, just her personal essay in the hope TV commissioners would book her for their VAWG talking head slots.
Some fraus here really love a good Taytos facts chat of an evening funny.
funny.
No cherries??? Maltesers ?????
I do like the sound of your traybake though #F&Dthreads
Exactly! “UN awaits what grifting nobody in small town Essex belatedly mentions on Twitter, before declaring anything....”
I’m puzzled though about who is contacting Jack-Monroe-is-away to discuss the horrors in Myanmar by sliding into her DMs? Why?
I for one can’t wait to be educated by her — although obvs I’m not enumerated in her “stupid
And her blind insistence on effing Twitter being the only forum for anything enrages me. Absolutely pointless.
I do believe that her ego is bigger even than her Mediterranean arse
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